Awhile back I got it in my mind that the wife would enjoy having a vibrator. so I bought her a pink bunny type of toy.
She about hit the roof. She was mad! She went off on me about how perverted it was for me to do such a thing. She didn't want to use it with me or alone (so she said).
She was the type of woman who denies masturbating too.
Anyway, I didn't press too often, but I did ask her months later if she ever used it. see, it had never been tossed. She got mad at me for asking.
But I also figured that her strenuous reaction to it meant something. So I did something a bit silly. I reversed the batteries.
Three days later, there were fresh batteries.
I guess we now have a don't ask, don't tell policy going on.
She masturbates with the pink bunny vibrator in private and never wants to use it when we are together. She gets to act "superior" about solo activities. See, she doesn't need to masturbate -- that's her line anyway.
And I don't call BS on her since she'd just deny it.
Hmmm, maybe it's time to change the batteries around again.