Originally Posted by cheewagacheewaga

See, that's the problem with me. I cannot read women or their signs. Every time I think I see a sign of interest, I am wrong and it turns out I am only their friend, and nothing more. Has happened to me SOOO many times that I'm sick of being that nice guy friend that gets shot down. The only sign I'll know if a woman is interested in me is if she jumps on top of me and starts ripping off her clothes. Somehow I must come across to women as really non-threatening and too honest, which I find offensive.