| | Re: wife having bad breath
Originally Posted by Nameo
My wife has a problem with bad breath and im not sure how to help her. The bad breath sometimes turns me off when we kiss. Im afraid to hurt her feelings, so i often just keep quiet and not say anything.
Avoid the approach used by my old CSM when I was a soldier, who asked a bad-breathed rifleman whilst on parade whether he cleaned his teeth with horsesh*t or his mouth smelt like that on its own...
Can you rokker Romani chib, pal?
Aye, aye, brother!
I don't know what you say, brother.
Then you don't jin Romani chib...