Originally Posted by YinPrincess
Well. I could become a cell phone apparently. Or an 80 lb porn actress. Other than that?
His f***ing phone gets more action than I do. Posted via Mobile Device
how about an 80lb sexy cell phone.
Actually not a bad idea, rent a cell phone costume get all made up with nothing on but the cell phone costume and walk out wearing it, and tell him, "Since your cell phone gets more action than me, and you like porn stars, here I am, reach out and touch ME!"