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Originally Posted by LadyFrogFlyAway  17th summer. Hanging out at a huge waterpark with my friends, including a guy I had a crush on. Wearing an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Crocheted Bikini (no polka dots) Climb to the top of a twisty water slide. Halfway down one side of bikini comes untied.
I must have flashed my box to at least one hundred people.
Moral of the story...bikinis that tie closed on the side are NOT your friend! |
Crochet string bikinis should NOT be used in water of any kind. In Mexico, we rode the dolphins. You would float your body, face down, on the top of the water and two large dolphins come behind you and with their snouts (noses?) they hit your feet and with one leg on one dolphin's head and the other leg on the other dolphin, you are lifted from the water to a full standing position. It was one of the most wonderful days of my life, HOWEVER, the bikini, THAT DAMNED BIKINI.
In the video as I am being pushed out of the water, balanced on two dolphins, I had to keep pulling up my bikini bottoms. I had on a thick life jacket so my tatas were safe FOR NOW.
Once we got back to shore, I took off my safety jacket. As I stood there I noticed all these Mexican men who worked there were staring at me, but none was looking at my face. I looked down and almost died. My right breast was completely exposed. String bikinis slide and when I took off my jacket, I slid the right part of my top all the way over. Full on titty action. And I was ccccold. Get it? I ran out of there so fast I had to send my husband back in for my sunglasses. After he stopped laughing, of course.
