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Originally Posted by bandit.45  Start putting yourself out there again. Toss your old clothes and buy some stylish new duds. Spend some money on yourself. Get a haircut, new watch, new shoes, new cologne.
Next, Friday, tell her she has the kids. Get dressed up swank in new clothes that she has never seen you in. Let her see you getting ready and leaving. When she asks you where are you going, tell her with a smile and a very aloof tone "Out. See ya."
Then hit a nice club and chat up the ladies. Get your flirt engine cranked up and running again. Dance and have fun until closing. Then go hit an IHOP for coffe and pie. Stay out until 6:00 or 7:00 a.m. the next morning.
When you get home, make some noise so she knows your back. When you walk in, walk in with a big fat smile on your face. If she asks where your were, tell her "Oh, just out and about...". Then just go to bed. Tell her nothing.
She'll be tearing her motor up the rest of the day trying to figure out where your were and what you did.
This is how you attract a wayward wife back to you.  |
I got a great laugh out of this. Fantastic idea, but I'm certainly NOT the club/dancing/chatting up the ladies type.
I do like the idea of going out a little dressed up and having a good time going somewhere a little different/nicer though. I NEVER get dressed up and it might be a nice change to go do something like that vs. going to the pool hall or the same old bar.
