Ok here is one. My older sister pointed it out to me.
She said that I turned out ok considering my girl next door was a lesbian. Which later on we learned was true. I was never able to make any real progress with her. And no it was not because of me ... or was it? So here I am. That is an ugly truth.
Also while I was an alter boy I never learned my Latin.
I have an extraordinary affinity for women wearing plaid. I know that came from my high school days at our lady of eternal suffering high school ( not the real name ).
I believe in long slow deep soft wet kisses that last three days. I Believe
I am also not interested in a woman that is interested in that boy.