Take a breath and go look at yourself in the mirror for a minute.
This crush is just something that is lacking within yourself. It's just a mirage to take your mind off whatever it is that you don't want to deal with.
Figure that out, and your crush will go away.
Besides, all crushes still poop and imagine him doing that. Squeezin' out a big one. Yep. Bust out of that fog, lady
