| | feeling left out, most creative way to get banned?
All the best posters have been banned it seems and I'm feeling like I am missing out on some badge of honor. Perhaps Amp doesn't care enough to ban me or maybe I am too beta and haven't ticked off someone enough for them to report my post.
Thus I feel worthless and unloved, I crave the negative attention that Bandit.45, ladyfrog, that_girl, and LordMayhem have been showered with.
However, I deem it crass to merely call someone a name or get banned in a manner unfit of the status that I have worked hard on TAM to uphold. IOW, I need to be banned in a flashy, spectacular yet tasteful way. I need this to be done so that people will talk about me for years to come, my deed needs to be spoken in careful whispers, "can you believe AR did that?!" in fear that the mere mention of it will cause the orator to be banned as well.
Which brings me to ask the assistance of the TAM social weirdos who are reading this thread. Who better than this group of dysfunctional and insanely twisted cadre of troglodytes to help me come up with a way to do this?
disclaimer- this is a facetious post! please don't ban me!