Originally Posted by MEM11363

When I point out something that darling has done that strikes me as unfair, this is the normal pattern. For instance, when the Lord of Downton Abby almost cheats, my ear got flicked pretty hard.
Me: Hey, that hurt.
Her: (angry) it should have
Me: what did I do?
Her: you're a man
Me: sheesh

When Abby starts kissing another man on "the firm", I get flicked on the ear again.
Me: what the hell, SHE is cheating - she's a she
Her: She's kissing a MAN
Me: SHE is married, he is single

Me: I think you owe me something - give you a hint - rhymes with geology
Round 1: (please keep in mind that banter is foreplay for us)
her: what?
Me: you know WHAT
Her: you'll be fine (this is non apology version 1)
Me: the interest rate on non-apologies is currently set at 12 percent

Non apology version 2 is: let's not split hairs
Version 3: let's move on, I know I have
Version 4: really we're good
Version 5: I accept your humble apology
Version 6: I'm Sorry (said in an irritated voice) meaning: I'm sorry I got caught

The good news is, this is all humorous fitness testing. When pressed she is fully capable of a sincere and unconditional apology.
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