Tomzzz

Hi, everyone. Well, it did go but oh.... my....gosh, how embarrassing! I may leave something out because some details are still coming back to me since my mind wasn't on the party as a whole but on the fact that I had just walked out in a room full of women totally naked. I have never, no never been so red-faced in my life. I guess the closest thing to it was about five years ago we went to Europe and at the beach, the men of all ages commonly wear nut-huggers. My wife had gotten me some and they didn't leave much to the imagination, but at least there were dozens of guys there doing likewise. Also, everything that could go wrong did go wrong. First, our "minimum coverage" consisted of some of those short socks designed to be worn with tennis shoes and shorts. We had decided on some coverage just to be sure nobody saw more than they wanted to. The other guys just put the socks on and went for it. I could not believe mine would stay on, it just felt too loose so I tossed it at the last second and decided to use my hands (they seemed more reliable) to preserve my modesty (if there was any left). Then as we were nervously waiting, the cassette tape or the player, whichever, wouldn't work so they could start the Ray Stevens song. They must have fumbled with it for what seemed like hours while my wife came back repeatedly to tell us they should have it any second. I told her to please hurry up so we could get this over with while the two other guys cracked "politically incorrect" jokes about us three guys in a room naked together. When we finally strolled out, I was second and the b-day girl's hubby came last. We all wore party hats and had those noise makers that unroll when you blow on them in our mouths. The other two guys had cans of silly string in each hand and squirted them on everybody. I had only one can since I had something else in my other hand and wasn't about to turn loose. I have never heard so much hooping and hollering and shrieking. The room is designed with an entrance at each end and is very large so we were able to pass through. Then they started yelling "Encore, Encore" so we had to go back through the opposite way again. However, the b-day girl's hubby had stopped and was hugging her and was still there, wearing his sock and with his bare backside toward the crowd. That's when I fully realized that my butt was just as visible as his was, just not quite as big. I really think the b-day girl was the star of the show in her shock at not knowing her hubby was even in the house. I went on through and got out of sight, going into the wrong room in my confusion. Funny thing, my clothes were in the room where we started. In the process of finding the right room, my wife and I think three of the ladies appeared in that part of the house, not knowing I was still walking around there. So, not being prepared, these few ladies now know everything, if you know what I mean. We got dressed and joined the party (reluctantly for me), receiving multiple hugs, pats on the back, etc.

One thing I left out, this was supposedly "a bunch of older ladies". However, on my way back through the second time, I was surprised to see a friend of ours, a woman about thirty who lives close by us and whose kids play with our grandkids. I hadn't noticed her the first time through because she was behind me. Fortunately, she wasn't one of them that caught me uncovered in the hall. During our second (clothed) appearance, this young woman came up to me and said " Hey, Tom, that's a really cute birthday suit you have: I had never seen you in it before!". I could have crawled under the table, and looked over at my wife who was laughing her head off, since she had instructed this young woman to do that knowing it would embarrass me all over again. That was kind of heartless, don't you all think?

All in all, I must admit I was laughing along with everyone else before it was all over. My biggest fear now is the next time this young friend drops by our house, which is usually two or three times a week. I will eventually have to face her and re-live it all again.