Our silly conversations have been about zombies, dildos, cupcakes without cups, boneless hot wings and sour milk.
Sour Milk: 'Hey...come here and smell this...is it ok? I think it's sour."
LOL! If you think it smells bad, why should I stick my nose in it?! O.o
Zombies: Randomly, he came into the livingroom and said, "If there was a zombie apocolypse, do you want to live or do you want me to take you out? I said, "Take me out." He thought about it and said, "I could never do that. Screw that. Buck up, you're livin'"
Dildos: He told me a guy was found with a dildo stuck in his ass. I said, "Yea it happens." He looked at me and said, "To who?!" "Well, that guy apparently." "It would never happen to me." "Is that a challenge?" "I'm sleeping with my eyes open and my butt closed tonight."
Cupcakes: He said, "I want to make cupcakes but without the cups." I siad, "Sooo you're going to make a cake." He said, "Oh yea." DUHHHH!
We still laugh about that one. Srsly.
Boneless Hot Wings: "I don't think this came from a chicken, it's definitely not a wing", he said. "Why?" "There's no bone." "Maybe it's just pieces of meat from the boneless part of the chicken?" "What?
Like the fat?" "Ew...and the butt..." "and the ....ew...wtf...." We stopped eating the boneless chicken wings.