Re: Married 3 months but I'm Finished
She doesn't like the priorities you give your dog. I'm a dog owner, I love my dog but she'd never get away with hanging out under the kitchen table with me saying "There's no way she's going to move".
I'll bet you allow the dog in the bed with you too, and prioritize the dog in other ways.
Look I'm a dog lover, I've said as much but it's still a not so smart 4 legged animal much lower on the evolutionary scale than we are. At least most of us.
I get why your new wife is having an issue with it, but on the other hand if it was that way before it's really unfair of her to expect things to be suddenly different just because you're now married.
Either way, the situation is what it is, either get the dog out from under the table and off your bed or risk losing your wife.
Don't say you didn't have fair warning.