Okay, so during the course of our 13 year relationship (nearly 7 of which we've been married) my hubby has never trusted me, and has told me so on multiple occasions. I've never done anything to warrant this lack of trust, he's just not a trusting person by nature. Alas, he's accused me of cheating on him many times, all of which were unfounded. Because I find his proof humorous, I want to share some of it with you.
One of the first times that he accused me was as a result of me going out to dinner with my best friend from high school. My grandmother had recently passed away, and I was at my grandparents' home for a family gathering. It was the first and last of such gatherings since my grandmother's passing. Hubby and I were dating at the time, and he refused to attend family functions with me. I called my BFF, and we went out to Burger King for a milkshake, because I needed to get away from the sadness that was overtaking the day. When I told him about it he flipped. According to him, I was lying, and was really shacked up with someone.
These are more humorous:
1.) I had an appointment after work to get my hair cut. I returned home later than he had expected. I'd had 6 inches of hair cut off, and my eyebrows done. He accused me of cheating on him during the 2 hours I was gone, saying that I looked the same as I did when I left that morning.
2.) I wore jeans to work on a Wednesday. - It wasn't casual Friday, so I MUST have been going somewhere other than to work. Uh, actually, I was the only one in the office that day, so no one was going to say anything if I wore jeans, so I took advantage of the situation. I now wear jeans randomly just to irk him.
3.) He found tampons in the diaper bag. - "Why do you need THOSE in the diaper bag? What's going on?!?!" I have them there cause I need them there, now put them back where you found them. Seriously, it's not like they're condoms or sex toys! WTF?!?!
Yeah...those are some pretty crazy accusations. I'm surprised he's not reading all of your email and checking your phone all day long too. Or is he?
Who knows, maybe he is. I've nothing to hide, so he can do as he pleases in that regard.
He did have some of his coworkers spying on me on FB for awhile. *sigh*
"Jessie said you were on FB ALL day! I thought you said you were busy at work!?!?"
Uhh, I logged in when I got to work, but I had it in a separate tab and it didn't get closed out until I left work. Just because it said I was "online" doesn't mean I was ON FB all day. If you're really THAT concerned, get your own FB and stalk me that way. In the meantime I unfriended his coworkers, because he was having them stalk me.
Okay, so I have to admit... after the whole "You're wearing jeans on a Wednesday?!?!" thing, I vented about it to a few coworkers. Well, word got out about it around the office. So now anytime I wear jeans to work I get comments, "Oh, I see your wh*ring it up today, eh?"