If my kid was in his class I would want to know.
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Maybe something along the lines of...
"Hi, my name is D**chey McD*ckhole and I teach karate to children.
I teach my students the five principles of blah, blah, and blah.
But there is a sixth principle that I don't mention, and that's 'Do as I say, not as I do.'
Why? Well, because I like to seduce married women. This one time, I did this, this, this, and this.
I even continued to do all of these things after her husband found out. Even after I told her husband that I'd stop. Even after she and her husband enrolled in marriage counseling, and she professed her undying love to him, and lied to him and told him and the MC that we were over.
Now their daughter -- who walked in on us -- is in therapy, and I'm still doing it.
So parents... Think twice before letting your kids spend time around me.
And husbands... Think twice before letting your wives spend time around me."