Originally Posted by gasunrise
Is there anything you can install
I don't think that installing Yahoo DS Monitor will help, you have a serious problem with your copy of Husband 1.0. Changing your entire system will be the only thing that corrects these fatal errors.
You can try to enter the command: ” C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application worked as designed, a good copy of Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Deep Remorse 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, your pirate copy of Husband 1.0 may default to Denial 2.5, Gas Lights 7.0 or Deep Fog 6.1 when you run those utilities.
Deep Fog 6.1 is a very bad program that will shut down access to main CPU processors, and is likely to install system wide bugs across all of the drives, effectively crashing Husband 1.0 permanently.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Give Him Space 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually download *Beta* Emotional Affair 3.0 and that seizes control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Trust 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application in your Husband 1.0 software.
In summary, the source code in your version of Husband 1.0 is compromised; it does have a limited shelf life, and cannot run the primary Loyalty subroutines.
You might consider rebooting Husband 1.0 in safe mode and buying additional software to improve performance and functionality until a replacement system can be found. We recommend Beer and Blowjobs 3.0 and giving Husband 1.0 temporary access your rear data ports.