Why go for a burger when you have steak at home?

Jellybeans · 08-31-2011, 10:36 AM

TN stood me up. Great. LOL.

I ended up eating chicken, potatoes, and broccoli.

HurtinginTN · 08-31-2011, 10:59 AM

Oh, darn! You meant last night? Damn, it's going to take me a while to get this dating thing straightened out. lol

That does remind me of a time I met this girl in Florida. Ends up she lived in Kentucky and I was doing some training at Fort Campbell the next week on the TN/KY line. We called and set up a meeting. It was a pretty good drive and I was a few minutes late (5 or 10, as I recall). She looked at her watch and asked me what time it was. I thought, "Oh great, I just drove hours to meet this girl and she's pissed about a few minutes." I told her what time I had. She said, "That's what I thought. We are in the Eastern time zone." lol I was over an hour late because it never occurred to either of us that we lived in different time zones. There wasn't much talking the rest of the night. In a good way, though.

Jellybeans · 08-31-2011, 11:07 AM

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Oh, darn! You meant last night? Damn, it's going to take me a while to get this dating thing straightened out. lol

With all due respect, TN, you are still a married man. It was not a "date." Still, you better be on time when you finally do divorce and start dating. Or you are going to encounter the wrath of many women.

Nonetheless I am still craving filet mignons. Anyone else on here a total carnivore? I don't understand vegans. Never have, never will.

Craggy456 · 08-31-2011, 11:11 AM

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Nonetheless I am still craving filet mignons.

I think I will have one tonight...wrapped in bacon with fire roasted prawns and rosemary fingerling potatoes.

And eat it all in front of the stbxh!

"Hey, can your wh*re cook as good as this? How's her gourmet Hamburger Helper?"

morituri · 08-31-2011, 11:28 AM

Jelly, can I bring my GF along? I don't want her to think that the 'steaks' we are eating are not the ones that come from cattle.

HurtinginTN · 08-31-2011, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jellybeans

With all due respect, TN, you are still a married man. It was not a "date." Still, you better be on time when you finally do divorce and start dating. Or you are going to encounter the wrath of many women.

Nonetheless I am still craving filet mignons. Anyone else on here a total carnivore? I don't understand vegans. Never have, never will.

I am certainly a carnivore. I have some good venison in the freezer I plan to cook up this weekend.

It will be quite a while before I am ready to do any dating. I hope no one thought I was serious about a date with J/B on the steak. Just having fun. My dates involve two beautiful little girls and a handsome little boy. It will be that way for quite a while. I am starting to see why my brother doesn't go out and date. He's been burned twice. This road kill burger I've been eating lately has left a bad taste in my mouth. Perhaps when my palate is cleansed after several months, I will be ready to eat again.

Jellybeans · 08-31-2011, 11:39 AM

LOL. Sure, bring her, Mori. Your new avvie is scaring me... It's...well what is it? A face with a great ball of fire???

Craggy-- LOL at the "wh-reburger"

Jellybeans · 08-31-2011, 11:41 AM

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I hope no one thought I was serious about a date with J/B on the steak.

And WTF is that supposed to mean, exactly?

First you stand me up, then it's "not serious?"

I kid.

I hear you on dating. I'm almost 5 months post-D, nearly 2 yrs from initial separation and I have ZERO desire to date. My heart is still broken. Lame. What's up with that? It's silly!

Almostrecovered · 08-31-2011, 11:53 AM

I'm scared when mom (JB) and dad (HiT) fight like this in front of me

Jellybeans · 08-31-2011, 11:59 AM

To TN: "I told you we should stop arguing in front of the children!"

morituri · 08-31-2011, 01:05 PM

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Your new avvie is scaring me... It's...well what is it? A face with a great ball of fire???

You mean old scary toes there holding the Earth in his hand? His malevolent smile is what is scary.

HurtinginTN · 08-31-2011, 01:11 PM

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To TN: "I told you we should stop arguing in front of the children!"

I want to separate. No, I won't be spending more time with her. She is "just a friend." We should separate because of the fighting. Also, we should tell the kids that is why we are separating. Because we are fighting so much. No, that won't just hurt them more in a month when they find out I'm shacking up with her for the weekend.

Jellybeans · 08-31-2011, 01:58 PM

Oh dear gawd.

First you stand me up. Then "it's not that serious." Then you're leaving me for another woman.

TN... No separation talk. I am filing for divorce. Today.

sam83 · 08-31-2011, 02:11 PM

Jb & TN

thx for being funny guys but take care I once had one of these jokes on sport forum ended with long time of online dating which unfortunate never get in real life coz we were in diff countries sweet haidy some times I miss her a lot

HurtinginTN · 08-31-2011, 02:52 PM

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Jb & TN

thx for being funny guys but take care I once had one of these jokes on sport forum ended with long time of online dating which unfortunate never get in real life coz we were in diff countries sweet haidy some times I miss her a lot

I know I'm not ready for any type of dating. Hell, I'm working on divorce papers. I'm working hard to get rid of this one. I sure don't want to start working on another one. I am pretty darn sure Jellybeans is in the same situation as far as not wanting to date in any way, especially with me. lol If not, I wouldn't be joking around. Besides, she already wants a divorce. Should I just take my OW underground or sign the papers?