I hate to tell you but you married one serial cheating, lying sack of sh*t.
His 'stories' are lame and Mr. Innocent - when he tells you one of his bullsh*t lies - always
manages to paint himself as some innocent victim who was hit on by a woman and how he managed to escape her evil ways. What a joke.
Unfortunately, this guy has had you snowed for YEARS.
I've known MANY men just like him - they take every
opportunity they can weasel their way into and then tell these ridiculous stories to their wives when their sleazy activity makes their wives suspicious.
He's just been lucky so far that you haven't
found that one piece of 'smoking gun' evidence that would nail his cheating ass to the wall where he couldn't lie his way out of it with his Mr. Innocent nonsense.
He then pauses, whispers hold on, hold on and I hear him like stumbling around like he was trying to get out of earshot of someone. Now He was getting pissed and was like Im sleeping and I have to get up in 6 hours. I said who is there with you and he just kind of said what do you mean who? L is here and I don't want to wake him up? Then he was Like I can't do this I need to get up for work soon goodbye.
I hope you don't believe that steaming pile of manure.
I told him thank and that I appreciated the honesty
Unfortunately, you have YET to get a shred of honesty
from this guy. In between his 'horrible lap dance,' and that woman 'trying to force a kiss on him at the party but he ran away,' right down to claiming that he lied about the waitress and it never happened is pure unadulterated bullsh*t. There's no doubt in my mind he's using his worker's phone to conduct his cheating so there's nothing on YOUR cell bill when you look it up. Or he's got himself a burner phone up at his trailer.
He did this usual Im so done with this **** rant and I said no Im f****** done. He was ready to sit the kids down and explain to them that we were going to divorce well he couldn't bring himself to do it.
God what a phony. But it sure managed to shut you up and take a step back, so his little drama queen manipulation ploy did work in the end.
I asked him later how long did your paperwork take??He says oh maybe 30 more minutes if that then I headed back to work.
And he just proves my point yet AGAIN that he's a lying sack of sh*t and wouldn't know what true honesty is if it hit him in the face.
You've only seen the very tip
of the iceberg with this guy. Surely you don't think you've managed to catch him every single time
he was out tom-catting these past 12 years? Not even close. Don't forget - for every rat you do
see, there are 50 you don't
. It's painfully obvious he's a serial cheater and will always be a serial cheater.
I'd be at my doctor's getting a full STD panel because this fool doesn't give a crap what he picks up out on the road (obviously) and is playing Russian Roulette with your sexual health. I know you don't want to believe it but this is who you married. He's as transparent as glass.
ETA: the users on this board generally frown on the advice to have your cheating spouse take a polygraph test because they feel all is lost if you've gotten to that point. I can guarantee
you if you hooked your lying husband up to a polygraph machine, he would FAIL every single question.