Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: The Frozen North
Re: Marriage going downhill, caught my wife cheating
Well the obvious is now happening: She has been unceremoniously dumped. Now she is desperate for a plan B. Let the divorce do the talking. Let her feel desperation, nausea at being alone, vomiting at the thought of being destitute. Diarrhea at the thought of you having a new life with someone new. She placed you in the toilet, urinated profusely and flushed. Too bad it is now her life circling the bowl. Ha Ha Ha.
Karma, gotta love it. Bet it smacked her head right out of her butt. She looked around and had that "Oh Merde" moment. Now that she has had two affairs under her belt, it would behoove you to ensure that the courts find out about her hobby. Judges are hesitant to allow children into the homes of women who do not need air conditioners: the revolving door of f**k-buddies provides enough air flow.
Last edited by Taxman; 03-29-2017 at 11:06 AM.