A sarcastically humorous look at infidelity

Ingalls · 05-02-2012, 02:50 PM

hahahaha...rolling!!! "i can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?" What??? haha

Pit-of-my-stomach · 05-02-2012, 03:59 PM

ur wife is batsh*t crazy. lol.

iheartlife · 05-02-2012, 08:05 PM

I held off opening this thread for some reason. Clearly, I should have opened it straightaway!

So the funny for me is that last night at MC we were discussing our deepest fears and my husband said that one of his was that we would always live in a pit of a house (several years ago with tiny kids and a leg injury, and a husband in an emotional affair, the house was a pit!). You can imagine which one was my favorite line!

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Originally Posted by CantePe

I guess I'm either not in a place where this is funny or it's just not my style of humor. I suspect it's not my style of humor at all. The voices really grated on my nerves and made it hard to even follow it.

The clips are made using text to voice software, so the kind of software that reads emails aloud for the sight impaired, for example. The software has no emotional inflection, which is used to great humorous effect IMO, because they are saying these deep things like "our love is special" in a very zombie-like way.

Or as if they were speaking through a mental fog. The cheater's script brought to life, so to speak...! Hysterical.

I'm going to show it to my WS...although I don't expect him to find it quite so funny just yet. We shall see!

Oh, my other favorite line was, "I want to leave her too, but she does my laundry."

iheartlife · 05-02-2012, 08:24 PM

I just couldn't resist after starting to watch the rest. These aren't as funny as the first one, but you will recognize the cheater script throughout.

In this one, the OW and the WH discuss the fact that he accidentally texted his BS instead of the OW (this happened to me! DD#2!). But the funniest part is how they agree to live together, and they clearly don't trust each other...but "our love is real" and "we're soulmates."

My Wife Knows Everything - YouTube

And this one, The Big Apology, where WH wants the BS to remain friends, and she clearly doesn't have the time of day for him, after he cheated on her secretly for 4 years. His double-speak (an apology that is most certainly NOT an apology) is worthy of Orwell.

The Big Apology - YouTube

Thanks again Affaircare for sharing!

lovemylife26 · 05-02-2012, 08:27 PM

too funny but sadly true.

Hank567 · 05-04-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by iheartlife

And this one, The Big Apology, where WH wants the BS to remain friends, and she clearly doesn't have the time of day for him, after he cheated on her secretly for 4 years. His double-speak (an apology that is most certainly NOT an apology) is worthy of Orwell.

The Big Apology - YouTube

I just watched that one. It was was awesome!

Kurosity · 05-04-2012, 11:10 AM

Oh they are too funny. I laughed really hard at the cats have brothers and sisters remark! Oh my sides hurt. Oh man

morituri · 05-04-2012, 11:13 AM

OW "You have a perfect "Richard"

WH: Thank you