Re: The Stupid and Incredulous Thread...
The day I busted my wife knowing the OM was in our car and they were driving to have sex in an Amish church parking lot (I did not know aoubt the sex part at this time). Talking to her on the phone she says, I am out shopping at Walmart on the Pike (she never went to that Walmart and it was 20 miles away from where the GPS showed her location). I said I love you, and she says, I love you too. I hung up. Within minutes I called her back and said, I want you to buy something, anything to prove to me that you are at Walmart. She said, are you accusing me of cheating? i am going home and not putting up with this. I said funny how you told me minutes ago how you love me and by the way, I know who is in the car with you.
That was D-day.
This kind of cosmic dumbassery occupies a temporal plane of ineptitude and lack of reason so profound a Zen master could spend a lifetime meditating upon its philosophical consequences.”