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3putt · 12-10-2012, 05:18 PM

This was originally posted by a BS over on MB. I don't think he would mind at all me posting it here. Sure needs to be here.

Credit to chrisner....

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Originally Posted by chrisner

It’s interesting how many men react to their wife’s adultery with such trepidation and fear. They simple don’t understand the dire emergency and threat adultery is to their marriage. It’s always about the fear of their wife. Fear of her anger. Fear of “pushing her further away”. Fear of losing their precious adultery stained marriage and perhaps if they do nothing it will all go away and maybe they won’t even get a disease.

In other critical situations most men will act quickly and decisively. A sort of intuitive understanding to “assault the ambush” mentality. Don’t hide behind a stump until they pick you off. Charge! Hey, they might get you anyway but at least you have a chance. Right?

For example you are up in Alaska and suddenly are confronted by a Kodiak bear. And he’s hungry. This also qualifies as a dire emergency and threat.

Fortunately you are carrying a .300 ultra magnum caliber Remington Model 700 BDL rifle with a 26 inch barrel and gloss walnut grips and your collection of trophies from NRA competitions in you den back home indicate you know how to use it.

The 1,400 lb. bear wipes away his drool and charges.

What-ya gonna do Bubba? Negotiate? Hide behind a stump? Not likely.

But when your 125 lb. adulterous wife tells you “If you (fill in the blank with an action that stands up to her adultery), I am going to stomp my feet and put on a super pout!”, you assume your fetal position on the floor of the guest room.

“You’re right honey. I’m sorry. I just don’t want to push you further away. I’ll be in the guest room if you need me for anything as soon as I'm done arranging the flowers I bought you.”

I don’t know guys. This gets embarrassing sometimes.

Where has all the testosterone gone?

bfree · 12-10-2012, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 3putt

This was originally posted by a BS over on MB. I don't think he would mind at all me posting it here. Sure needs to be here.

Credit to chrisner....

Please repost this in several threads in CWI. I probably don't even have to tell you which ones.

SomedayDig · 12-10-2012, 05:39 PM

Pfffft...gun. LOL

I'd just use my knife on the damn bear.

3putt · 12-10-2012, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bfree

Please repost this in several threads in CWI. I probably don't even have to tell you which ones.

I would bfree but I don't think it would make too much of a difference. Besides, I don't want to make it a personal attack on one, just a generalization for all the rollovers that seem to pervade these boards.

If they don't care enough about having their balls toted around in their adulterous wives's purses in that little zippered pouch on the left hand side of the bag, then why should I?

Man up, or be cuckolded.

I couldn't look myself in the mirror if I allowed what some of these so called "men" do.

Lon · 12-10-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SomedayDig

Pfffft...gun. LOL

I'd just use my knife on the damn bear.

Up here in Canada, we just arm wrestle them.

Machiavelli · 12-10-2012, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SomedayDig

Pfffft...gun. LOL

I'd just use my knife on the damn bear.

Okay, Davy.

Will_Kane · 12-10-2012, 09:04 PM

Fortunately you are carrying a .300 ultra magnum caliber Remington Model 700 BDL rifle with a 26 inch barrel and gloss walnut grips and your collection of trophies from NRA competitions in you den back home indicate you know how to use it.

The 1,400 lb. bear wipes away his drool and charges.

What-ya gonna do Bubba?

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCr8QSGYss

Labcoat · 12-10-2012, 09:05 PM

Where has all the testosterone gone? Well, divorce courts have held that the state has no interest in allowing testosterone to continue to exist. As such they consistently rule against any individuals allowing their testosterone to influence any of their behavior in any given situation.

I mean, the the only logical conclusion you can come to when you look at how this stuff all works.

SomedayDig · 12-10-2012, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Machiavelli

Okay, Davy.

Thanks. All of a sudden images of Davy & Goliath fill my head. How am I supposed to sleep now?

Machiavelli · 12-11-2012, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SomedayDig

Thanks. All of a sudden images of Davy & Goliath fill my head. How am I supposed to sleep now?

Oh, you young miseducated children. No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket. Watch.

THIS DAVY:

SomedayDig · 12-11-2012, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Machiavelli

Oh, you young miseducated children. No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket. Watch.

THIS DAVY:

LMAO!! I knew you were thinking Davy Crockett...but that damn Davy and Goliath claymation Christian kids show from the 60's was all I could think about!!

Pit-of-my-stomach · 12-11-2012, 11:21 AM

Although I agree....

It should be mentioned that you raised this bear from a tiny cub and it's charging at you with your kids in its mouth.

Better have steady aim.