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Old 05-09-2013, 09:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What "special" message would be in the card for your wayward wife?
(or OW for the gals?)

I pinched these from a couple of TAM regulars:

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Looking for Mothers Day cards is pretty tough.

I cannot find any "You're a shi**y wife and OK mother" cards.

I guess I'll go with the funny ones.
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I'm looking for one in a similar vein, maybe reads,
"D and I were going to make you breakfast in bed but the guards wouldn't allow it."
Not making light of infidelity - humor is one just way we cope.

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"To the mother of what could potentially be my children."
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I am obligated to get you a card for the kids sake....here it is.

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Happy Mother's Day! Let's keep the chirade alive for the kids another year!

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For all the times you put yourself ahead of the kids and our family, Happy Mother's Day!

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Until the kids are old enough to know who you really are, Happy Mother's Day.
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"I had the mail man deliver this card for obvious reasons"
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"I couldn't remember whos turn it was to get you a card, so here's one."
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Well, as she is not your mother, the card is not from you, it is from your children. Therefore it should be an expression of love from the children to their mother and nothing else.

Other than perhaps stumping up the money and taking them to pick it out if they are not old enough to do it themselves, there should be no input from you at all.
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Well, as she is not your mother, the card is not from you, it is from your children. Therefore it should be an expression of love from the children to their mother and nothing else.

Other than perhaps stumping up the money and taking them to pick it out if they are not old enough to do it themselves, there should be no input from you at all.
I didn't get this one. Was this funny?
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My counselor thought I should get you this card.
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Happy Mother's Day, M'Dear!! Wishing You Only the Very Best In Your Most Endearing Way of Dealing With All of Those Sordid "In and Out" Moments of Everyday Life!
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Well, as she is not your mother, the card is not from you, it is from your children. Therefore it should be an expression of love from the children to their mother and nothing else.

Other than perhaps stumping up the money and taking them to pick it out if they are not old enough to do it themselves, there should be no input from you at all.

hu·mor n.

1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.

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Lova ya, OT, so how about you get this moved to the Social Spot forum?

Please and thank you......
How do I do that?

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How do I do that?

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I didn't get this one. Was this funny?
Um, no, it wasn't meant to be. Why would you buy your wife a Mother's Day card from you? Clue's in the title. You would buy your MOTHER a Mother's Day card.

Your wife's card is from the children. You only need to get involved if they are not old enough to do it themselves. I was pretty clear.

It's pretty disgusting of someone to use the kids to get at their wife.
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3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.

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So far I haven't laughed.
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