QUOTE=theniceguy;249487]Thanks for the responses, I will definitely be looking into the "Man-Up" section. Here are my responses:
Bad News - Prior to marriage it was better and more frequent, but the decline started around the time I put an engagement ring on her finger.
Ms Lady - The reasons for long and glorious pubic hair are from millions of years of evolution - before people bathed, lived inside from the elements, etc. Aside from the clean stealthy look of being shaved, it feels much better to a man when there is nothing getting in the way, especially when going down on her. It ain't the 70's, and it wasn't the 70's until around the time we got married. her main complaint is my grouchiness, and that I don't talk about my feelings enough. Oh, and yes I am a deviant for wanting these terrible things. As for the sex therapist thing i don't really want it to come down to that, but I fear that is a path we are headed.
Cheating Hubby - she lays there like a corpse prob 8 times out of 10. the other 2 times she's drunk and gets into it more so. Frequency is about once every week to 2 weeks.(I would like it at least 3-4 times a week). As for the mid roll over timing, she totally stops that, and gets "scared and anxious". I don't want no porn star, just want a wife that will pretend to be one once in awhile lol! Sometimes I wonder if she had a bad boyfriend in the past or something. I am pretty sure she has undiagnosed anxiety issues.
Lost Soul - Tried tried and tried. No go. Anal is like the forbidden fruit, the more I get told no the more I want it lol![/QUOTE]
Tng: I am confused? You have 2 young kids and you also said that it sometimes takes all you have to just make them happy. Hate to bust your bubble but SHE'S FREAK'N TIRED!!!! I can tell you that shaving is the LAST thing on her mind! Two young children are enough to drive you crazy never the less drive you from wanting to have sex. Instead of you leaving her for two weeks try and leave the kids with someone for a couple of days, get her drunk (sounds like it's her uninhibitor) and enjoy her. I bet you will be surprised that the 2 of 10 times will definitely increase.
Do you help with the kids? Take it from experience THEY DRAIN you...and continue to do so until they are old enough to understand sex and to leave mommy and daddy alone!