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post #76 of 87 (permalink) Old 03-02-2017, 09:53 AM
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But are you happy spending long evenings discussing astrophysics?


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I am having difficulty in my marriage. The problems we are dealing with are mostly from my side. My husband is very patient with these issues. First, I have large, volumptious breasts. Second, my hair is long, full, shines and always smells like berries. Next, my waist is tiny, giving me almost a perfect hourglass type figure compared to my hips and chest. My legs are long, and look amazing in short skirts, or pretty much anything I wear.

To make matters worse, my personality is so captivating, every man I meet quickly thinks he is in love with me. My vag is so perfect, men have described it as being their silky pleasure hole. I love sex, and mostly want to give out BJs or whatever else my partner wants, whenever he wants it. I orgasm easily from every position. I have never had PMS and in addition to sex, my favorite pass times in life are cooking and cleaning for the man I love. Has anyone else experienced these trials? How did you cope?


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We are talking about AVERAGES here.








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But are you happy spending long evenings discussing astrophysics?
Yes, but I prefer it to be on Friday, so I can stay up as late as possible without having to worry about work the next morning. That topic really tuns me on, so there needs to be time for some mind blowing sex also.

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Of course the high energy physics guys can discuss gender play in terms of mass and interaction eigenstates and mixing angles. Still astrophysics is more fun and just the thing if you are a physics size queen.




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Yes, but I prefer it to be on Friday, so I can stay up as late as possible without having to worry about work the next morning. That topic really tuns me on, so there needs to be time for some mind blowing sex also.
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I am having difficulty in my marriage. The problems we are dealing with are mostly from my side. My husband is very patient with these issues. First, I have large, volumptious breasts. Second, my hair is long, full, shines and always smells like berries. Next, my waist is tiny, giving me almost a perfect hourglass type figure compared to my hips and chest. My legs are long, and look amazing in short skirts, or pretty much anything I wear.

To make matters worse, my personality is so captivating, every man I meet quickly thinks he is in love with me. My vag is so perfect, men have described it as being their silky pleasure hole. I love sex, and mostly want to give out BJs or whatever else my partner wants, whenever he wants it. I orgasm easily from every position. I have never had PMS and in addition to sex, my favorite pass times in life are cooking and cleaning for the man I love. Has anyone else experienced these trials? How did you cope?
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My head is really big. I tried to buy a hat online but it didn't fit and I had to get a bigger size. Then I got a second hat (nice hand woven Panama hat) and it was a bit tight too!

Luckily I can get through doorways, but just barely.


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Need to find a size queen.
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Small issue it seems. Several women have had issue with my size. However, my member apparently has caused soreness in their vaginas as one even said it's hard to fit it in her mouth, thus no oral sex. I do not find that I am that big. Just for kicks, I did some measuring. It's a bit over 8 inches erect with a 6.4 circumference. Again, I do not find that I am that big. Each woman has said I've been their biggest. However, I find that hard to believe. Have others run in to this problem? How do they mitigate the situation?
You are porn monster sized. Being that far on the large side, you need to be careful with women and get them really aroused with foreplay and oral.

Toys can help if they don't mind.

Finding a steady partner will help as she will get adapted to your size and be more comfortable with you.
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I am having difficulty in my marriage. The problems we are dealing with are mostly from my side. My husband is very patient with these issues. First, I have large, volumptious breasts. Second, my hair is long, full, shines and always smells like berries. Next, my waist is tiny, giving me almost a perfect hourglass type figure compared to my hips and chest. My legs are long, and look amazing in short skirts, or pretty much anything I wear.

To make matters worse, my personality is so captivating, every man I meet quickly thinks he is in love with me. My vag is so perfect, men have described it as being their silky pleasure hole. I love sex, and mostly want to give out BJs or whatever else my partner wants, whenever he wants it. I orgasm easily from every position. I have never had PMS and in addition to sex, my favorite pass times in life are cooking and cleaning for the man I love. Has anyone else experienced these trials? How did you cope?
I'm stumped because that sounds pretty normal to me. I recommend getting a VAR, schedule him a poly, and speed read a sh!t load of books.

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...you need to be careful with women...
Good advice! That's why i never bring mine with me anymore.

I keep it hung over the fireplace mantel between the Grizly bust and my chainsaw.


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I'm having a real problem with the size of my wallet. It's way too stuffed with Benjamin's and creates a bad line in my pants. I've gone through several wallets, in spite of having them reinforced at my local cobbler. I keep taking out bills but the supply of money just seems endless. My W is losing patience because my pants often rip open, leaving my Johnson dangling in the wind, which she finds "inappropriate" somehow! (She's a catholic but has no empathy for my real problems). I don't know how much more of this I can take


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Of course the high energy physics guys can discuss gender play in terms of mass and interaction eigenstates and mixing angles. Still astrophysics is more fun and just the thing if you are a physics size queen.
You can be a star in astrophysics but the quantum business just leads to entanglements.
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