Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: North Coast Nationalist-burg, U.S.A.
Re: I might hit my wife
Go to a costume store.
Buy a wig that is the same color as your wife's hair.
Buy a similar dress.
Get a girdle. The full length ones that have a bra attached.
Strip down "nekid", put on the bra, stuff the bra with foam.
Borrow a set of her panties....a well worn pair that has already taken "a set". Her bottom and hips have long shaped it.
Put on the dress.
Put on makeup and eyeliner.
Get a pair of her bedroom slippers, put those on. I say this because finding a pair of stilleto heel in your size is going to take too much time.
Stand before a full length mirror in your house. Take a selfie.
Now.....beat the crap out of yourself. Punch your nose, your eye sockets over and over. You want black eyes and a bloody nose.
Take a selfie.
Now.....do you feel better?
Now remove the feminine articles and wash them. Get the blood out of them. Luminol proof them.
Take a shower.
When she gets home and asks what the hell happened to you, tell her that you lipped off to a really, really big women at Walmart.
She wailed on you. But you did not hit back.
Watch the look on her face. Memorize it for eternity.
When you get the urge to wail on your wife.....look at your selfies.....and smile!
This....This is the nub of the stick that pokes me in the eye when the light of day energizes my optic nerve....SunCMars.... The Allegory of the Cave--> On this, I did a '180' and stepped out.
The Lion in Winter. Invictus..By Will, Shall... Saved from harm by my friends.