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Old 04-25-2012, 01:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yes, we do. It's where all the perfectly normal people hang out.
Are you sure about that?
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sounds like social alright...
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That's more along the fishing lines of what I was thinking!
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And I was worried about a little ol' queef!
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D*mn dog...one of my nicest pair.

And he had a big bowl of Chicken Bits 'O Whatever right before bed last night.
Then he wanted some Kibbles N Bits for dessert!
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:57 PM   #20 (permalink)
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"Calling Agent D, calling Agent D".................meet us here:


The Social Spot


You can go in, but you'll never come back out!
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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What's up with the word "queef" anyway? Seriously. Is it supposed to make "fart" sound classy or something?

Like the Queen is going to say, "Excuse me, Old Boy, but I just queefed. Don't worry, it won't affect the scones..."

Queef. Elegance coming out your azz.
No no no, not your azz....



Queef: the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.

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I tripped over my dogs this morning and they swiped my waffles.
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And I was worried about a little ol' queef!
queefs are good

hope youre feeling better
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smart dogs, you should be proud
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What's up with the word "queef" anyway? Seriously. Is it supposed to make "fart" sound classy or something?

Like the Queen is going to say, "Excuse me, Old Boy, but I just queefed. Don't worry, it won't affect the scones..."

Queef. Elegance coming out your azz.
that fart dont cum out your azz
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Oh, that's right. I knew that.

I never do that. I'm too elegant.

MAJOR brain fart.
Hmmmm name for 'brain fart' is........
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smart dogs, you should be proud
Devious. They set me up. One in front one in back and one grabbing the food.
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