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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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LadyFrogFlyAway Yes, we do. It's where all the perfectly normal people hang out.
Are you sure about that?
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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2nd_t!me iz_best sounds like social alright...
That's more along the fishing lines of what I was thinking!
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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And I was worried about a little ol' queef!
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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LadyFrogFlyAway D*mn dog...one of my nicest pair.
Then he wanted some Kibbles N Bits for dessert!
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh!
"Calling Agent D, calling Agent D".................meet us here:
The Social Spot
You can go in, but you'll never come back out!
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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LadyFrogFlyAway What's up with the word "queef" anyway? Seriously. Is it supposed to make "fart" sound classy or something?
No no no, not your azz....
Queef: the expulsion of air from a
vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh!
I tripped over my dogs this morning and they swiped my waffles.
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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queefs are good
hope youre feeling better
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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Runs like Dog I tripped over my dogs this morning and they swiped my waffles.
smart dogs, you should be proud
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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LadyFrogFlyAway What's up with the word "queef" anyway? Seriously. Is it supposed to make "fart" sound classy or something?
that fart dont cum out your azz
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! Quote:
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LadyFrogFlyAway Oh, that's right. I knew that.
I never do that. I'm too elegant.
MAJOR brain fart.
Hmmmm name for 'brain fart' is........
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Almostrecovered smart dogs, you should be proud
Devious. They set me up. One in front one in back and one grabbing the food.
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Re: Quick, someone make me laugh! 
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