Re: feeling so down :(
if you already have the pic and the darts, go for it.
you might also consider taking in the waist on his suits by an inch so he thinks he's gaining weight, and then in a couple of weeks you could let the waist out a couple of inches so he thinks he lost the weight.
or, you could sneak into his wallet and superglue all of his credit cards together.
or maybe, when he's out of town next, you could find out which hotel he's staying at and order 25 or 30 pizzas to his room. every night.
oh, here's a mean thought: sneak his cel phone and erase his contact list. ouch.
you're trying to get me in trouble, aren't you.
and now if you'll excuse me, i just spotted another mud puddle.
ps mud puddle jumping is most satisfying when done wearing your best shoes, and is most exciting when done barefoot. ask any kid.