08-05-2011, 02:49 PM
Join Date: Aug 2009
| | Re: Getting wife to leave house
Originally Posted by Lon
I think there are a lot of things you could do "for yourself" that would have an influence on her desire to stay in the house. It would be a fun list! Eat lots of beans, decide to conserve water by not showering, stockpile the kitchen trash, start a new project, like building a big scale model ship, decide to paint the walls lime green to make it feel like summer in there, host bachelor parties. (note this could backfire on you too, she may decide to host all male orgies or something).
Don't forget to leave 2 week old dirty laundry laying around. Geez, I am making myself sick.
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