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bandit.45 · 04-12-2012, 09:29 PM

Yeah no kidding. I also discovered after I wore it that I was allergic to wool. But let's not go there.
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Mamatomany · 04-12-2012, 09:52 PM

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Haven't heard that one but according to the Discovery channel, Scotland is the world's UFO sighting, hotspot - see where I am going with this? We make Whisky, we see UFO's.

Yes! I am out to taste all the scotch and pick my favorite only after I have tried them all! Before that I was a Crown Royal drinker. lol Oh paranormal... UFOs I knew when I lived in the UK there were some sightings off off the Bentwaters area.

Oh btw I have a great imagination!!

Mamatomany · 04-12-2012, 09:55 PM

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I wasn't a big fan of the Braveheart movie. What irked me is that at the Battle of Stirling there was no bridge. I mean, the reason the Scots won that battle was because they trapped the English on the bridge! You would have thought they could have spent a hundred grand or so to build a mockup!

Anyway, Rob Roy was a better movie.

I bought a kilt in Edinburgh! I chose the McDuff tartan from my dad's mom's family. My mom was Scots on both sides (Colquhoun and McNab) but I don't like her family! LOL! I've only worn it once when my wife and were... um... roleplaying.

Here I thought Rob Roy was just a drink! LOL
Oh I wanna hear about the allergy

I have some Scottish here too. I guess really my entire roots so far from the "UK" I can go back as far as 1500s.

bandit.45 · 04-12-2012, 10:11 PM

Let's just say part of me swelled up, but not in a good or useful way.
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Mamatomany · 04-12-2012, 10:29 PM

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Let's just say part of me swelled up, but not in a good or useful way.
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Man that must have sucked ****s!
Sorry couldn't resist. I do work w/ men and stuff like that just comes out. So are you like seriously allergic to wool? or just sensitive? Maybe it was the tartan itself you were allergic too(j/k).
I am guessing there was wool to skin contact for that to happen. ouch. I guess you pushed down the benadryl!

bandit.45 · 04-13-2012, 03:12 PM

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Man that must have sucked ****s!
Sorry couldn't resist. I do work w/ men and stuff like that just comes out. So are you like seriously allergic to wool? or just sensitive? Maybe it was the tartan itself you were allergic too(j/k).
I am guessing there was wool to skin contact for that to happen. ouch. I guess you pushed down the benadryl!

Yeah, wife and I were getting frisky and she asked me to wear it. I went commando underneath and things got very creative sex wise.

Then in the middle of the night when we were asleep I woke up itching and I had a rash all over my groin and ass. It went away after a day or so but it hurt like hell. I haven't worn the cursed thing since.

Maybe I pissed off some ancestral spirits or something by wearing the wrong tartan. What do you think Out Of The Blue?

OutOfTheBlue · 04-13-2012, 05:17 PM

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Maybe I pissed off some ancestral spirits or something by wearing the wrong tartan. What do you think Out Of The Blue?

Bandit, did you not know about the old clan curse? The wearer of the tartan, who role plays, shall be visited by the spirits. I don't need to explain the punishment

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STARTINGOVER@40 · 04-13-2012, 05:57 PM

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Yeah no kidding. I also discovered after I wore it that I was allergic to wool. But let's not go there.
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LMFAO!! I just laughed out loud, properly. I'm in bed & think I woke up the STBXH in the other room! (bonus)
My little girl is like her Mummy, could happily sleep through an earthquake !!

I have images Bandit... All involve chaffing
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