Re: need a witty reply !!!
I'd just say thanks don't think it's a great idea to talk or to be friends.
Then I'd say, please don't contact me again.
What a waste of time, all that talk.
You know, he might just want to sit there in close proximity while he talks he can think lurid things and then go home and ....
well, knowing what I know about my stbxh I would not give him the in-person opportunity.
He probably only wants to stay friends to improve his chances with the next lady, the ole 'My ex and I are great friends, I just visited her last week" story. Yikes, don't feed into it.