OK, I've been seeing a lot of down and discouraged people around here these last two days. I'm right there with you all, but I'm also a little giddy after finally finishing our taxes (hopefully 'joint' for the last time).
Here's the deal. Think up the most maniacal thing you'd love to do to your ex or STBX. If there were no bad consequences to you, your kids wouldn't know, nobody would suspect you of something so mean, etc., it would just be deliciously evil.
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I'll seed the thread:
I found out this fall that STBXH was still spending hundreds of dollars on Viagra, Cialis, etc., even though he had totally rejected me months before partly because of my age (I'm older than he is) and being unattractive, and he said he wasn't having sex with anyone else. I did know he was having some prostatitis trouble when we were still living together, and masturbat!ng can sometimes help. But when he was having trouble getting it up (and that wasn't apparently my fault ) he needed the drugs to even do that. I was, however, pretty p!ssed to be watching my budget only to find that he spent upwards of $800 of our joint money last year just on these drugs!!
My evil plan: take this one particular close-up of his face that always turned me on, where he looks really serious and steamy, plaster it up on a billboard in view of the University where he and his friends are, and in giant block letters, say
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Angelpixie,
I guess my evil thoughts would be tied to my stbxw when she is intimate with another man. I always made sure that she had her fun before I was done, if you know what I mean. Let's face it, when a guy is done a guy is done. I just want the next few men to not care about if she orgasms, and just get theres. Leave her hanging. Posted via Mobile Device
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My ex took a vehicle that I set up very nicely for overland travel, which is my big thing. She took it because its an auto and our other cars are manual, which she can't drive.
Anyway, I built up what she has very nicely, but there are some very simple things that I could do to it quickly that would render it inoperable and leave little trace. AND it would cost thousands of dollars to fix. That would be nice.
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I don't know if there is anything specific in mind, all I hope is that he is miserable and lonely for the rest of his rotten life. I want Karma to hit.....and to hit HARD! He literally has NO friends or family. Maybe he thinks he some kind of stud at 46 yrs old and that he's going to live the single life in happiness....but he's in for a rude awakening.
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My evil thought is that his itty bitty teeny weinie continues to "ahem" eject quickly or not rise to the occasion at all for the rest of his miserable lying cheating life and that he continues right where he is....living at home with his mom/dad/46 yr old sister, aunt and whoever else comes and goes, go nowhere job and no one to love him except said people. What I hope most is he magically starts to have a thinking brain and emotions like a normal person and has to live the rest of his life knowing what a monster he is as a person and a father. Ahhh....that felt good lol
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Not sure if I could improve on the diverticulitus, torn roator cuff (needs surgery) and the negative cash flow (he says) but I'd certainly like to give it the ol' college try!
I can relieve some of the financial duress he claims by providing a tidbit of information to 2 finance companies about concerning where to find the vehicles they may want to repo.
Buy myself a plane tix to where DD is (1 way) and get her, our dog and DD's car and drive back here.
Ultimately, I'd enjoy a reversal of the situation just so he can experience and endure it all from my perspective. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Oh, and insert the brain tumor I had into his brain. Deal with that <insert suitably offensive name>!!!!
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there is literally nothing i need to do because he'll do it all himself
the only money he has is what I've given him to buy him out and that's already dwindling. He has a v.expensive flat which he's having to furnish completely, he's hardly got any work, he's had three parking tickets in two weeks and thinks he's been done by a speed camera so that will be three more points on his licence (only three points away from a ban, way to go a-hole, particularly when your job is DRIVING)
I did all his accounts up until March which technically I could delete but I'm really not that mean. I'm not going to remind him about his July tax bill and I also won't be around to do his tax return (or remind him to file)