Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Mousetown, Florida
Re: The 'Oh, if only I could...' evil thoughts thread
Not sure if I could improve on the diverticulitus, torn roator cuff (needs surgery) and the negative cash flow (he says) but I'd certainly like to give it the ol' college try!
I can relieve some of the financial duress he claims by providing a tidbit of information to 2 finance companies about concerning where to find the vehicles they may want to repo.
Buy myself a plane tix to where DD is (1 way) and get her, our dog and DD's car and drive back here.
Ultimately, I'd enjoy a reversal of the situation just so he can experience and endure it all from my perspective. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Oh, and insert the brain tumor I had into his brain. Deal with that <insert suitably offensive name>!!!!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.