Alright Sam here it is

Rawrdonstein · 06-24-2012, 02:10 PM

Your visions of revenge thread. Let's see how fun this gets!

samyeagar · 06-24-2012, 03:59 PM

If my stbxw and I get to the point where we and up wth lawyers, I have visions of having her served at her yoga class on our anniversary, recording it, and putting it on youtube. Viral!

Rawrdonstein · 06-24-2012, 05:52 PM

I'm ordering boxers with targets on the rear so if she crawls back she can have something to aim at when I tell her to kiss my Azz.

UpnDown · 06-24-2012, 07:38 PM

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I'm ordering boxers with targets on the rear so if she crawls back she can have something to aim at when I tell her to kiss my Azz.

When she comes crawling back, give her the blizzard authenticator key and log in to her new 'eHarmony'.

Rawrdonstein · 06-24-2012, 07:54 PM

Oh man I so hated that plastic piece of **** that she never let out of her sight.

YinPrincess · 06-24-2012, 07:59 PM

*Really* going crazy... He thinks I'm nuts because I cry? He has NO IDEA what goes through my mind! I can't even type it here! Muahaha!!
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Rawrdonstein · 06-24-2012, 08:07 PM

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*Really* going crazy... He thinks I'm nuts because I cry? He has NO IDEA what goes through my mind! I can't even type it here! Muahaha!!
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I sensed pure evil from that post..lol

YinPrincess · 06-24-2012, 08:09 PM

I'm a sweetheart! And don't you ever forget it!

Seriously though... My mind comes up with some wild stuff... Then I think...

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papa5280 · 06-24-2012, 08:09 PM

Easy. The day after our divorce is final, somehow I hit a financial bonanza (lottery, huge promotion, whatever). Then, my former SAHW is stuck in a cubical to support herself, while I take the kids on trips to Europe, and generally live the life that I always imagined US living.

Rawrdonstein · 06-24-2012, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by papa5280

Easy. The day after our divorce is final, somehow I hit a financial bonanza (lottery, huge promotion, whatever). Then, my former SAHW is stuck in a cubical to support herself, while I take the kids on trips to Europe, and generally live the life that I always imagined US living.

Hell yes!

Kearson · 06-27-2012, 07:07 PM

The lottery one has crossed my mind a few times, but my ultimate revenge would be to find an awesome man who is a great husband an excellent father figure and just be happy while he wallows in his own ignorant, self-centered misery until he dies old and alone.

Matt1720 · 06-27-2012, 07:09 PM

The amazing children I will have with my future wife. BURN

Bitter+Sweet · 06-27-2012, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by papa5280

Easy. The day after our divorce is final, somehow I hit a financial bonanza (lottery, huge promotion, whatever). Then, my former SAHW is stuck in a cubical to support herself, while I take the kids on trips to Europe, and generally live the life that I always imagined US living.

I have imagined something similar. As I leave the courthouse with the final decree saying I am now single I swing by the store and by a lottery ticket and win big! At least 1 million. And he gets nada!!!!

I'll buy the pickup truck that he has been wanting and keep it for myself. Then drive slowly by his place making sure he sees it.

Just wishful thinking though. I wouldn't have the heart to rub it in his face. Then again.....

Dollystanford · 06-27-2012, 07:15 PM

sorry to be all girlie but I don't really want revenge, I'm just glad he isn't my problem any more

moxy · 06-27-2012, 10:44 PM

I don't want revenge on my stbxh, but he seems to want revenge because I exposed his affairs and objected to his gas lighting. Part of me hopes his threats are just angry talk, but part of me is terrified that he will act on them. I'm not a fan of vengefulness.