Re: Giving my wife nude pictures of me.
The female body is a work of art.
The male body is just utilitarian, something you use to get around, like a jeep.
So. . .
Don't pass pics to your wife. . .read Nancy Friday's books (they are pop psychology all based on sexual fantasies and a lot of male sexual fantasies are based on the fact our moms/wives tell us to put "that thing" away, that it's ugly. ..thus enter exhibitionism, female domination, etc. . .).
You married mom.
See? You can skip the analysis on that part and just come to ol' Scannerguard.
And maybe I seem a bit confused. . .but maybe, I got you pegged! Ha! Don't know what to do about those tossed salad and scrambled eggs. . .they're posting again. Scannerguard has left the building.