that_girl

When I went to the bathroom just now, there was a crayon next to the toilet. INside the toilet seat (the backside) there was a smiley face. And a heart.

lollll Happy potty time.

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Currant

That was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing
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desert-rose

That was pretty funny. However, kids do cute, sweet, and loving things that sometimes make up for the stress of it all, too.

7737

Excellent!! And all so true!
I've been through it twice! Was it all worth it? Absolutely...no question atall.
Would I do it again? Absolutely NOT! No way Jose!

CrazyGuy

I had to laugh at this one. I worked at a car dealership in the past. This was such a common problem. Sometimes the radio would go up in smoke as the coins short out the circuit boards.

Customers would come in all ticked off because "the radio just started smoking." Then they would be even more angry when they where told it was not covered under warranty. They would say "I do not know how the money got in there. You guys must have put it in there so you don't have to fix it."

One day my wife told me the radio stopped working in our mini van. You can guess what happened.

southern wife

Clean diapers - check
Container of wipes - check
2 Breasts full of milk - check

Good to go!

southern wife

Does the dr. need to adjust your meds?

that_girl

That was before meds!

My 3 year old had drawn on the potty when she was supposed to be going to bed

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southern wife

That's so cute!!!! And also a better surprise in/on the potty than the alternative!

that_girl

Yea. My 12 year old leaves us presents because she thinks the toilets too loud at night. EW!

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Lovebug501

We have 2 boys... 5 and 2.. and it's a bigger adventure than I ever thought it would be.

My 2 year old's favorite thing is to announce to everyone "FART!!" If you weren't in the room when he did it, he will run down the hall yelling "Mommy! Fart, Mommy! Fart!" The other day, we were in Barnes & Noble, getting ready to check out and he yells "POOPY Mommy! POOPY!".. I reminded him that it would be great if he would tell me that BEFORE he went.. but that's potty training for you.

My 5 year old is the negotiator... Getting into the car every day after school, he says "I had a good day today Mommy... can I have a piece of candy? I'll be your best friend!"

3 a.m earlier this week, 2YO comes walking into our bedroom, walks up to my side and the bed and says "What are you doing, Mommy?" Oh yeah... or the time when I was laying on my stomach on my bed reading a book and he came up, pulled up the waistband on my jeans and says "No poop!". LMAO

I love my kids!

CH

Now except my oldest is a teen and she hates to hang around us now. And the things that come out of her mouth....

Skylar

After reading this, I'm thinking of postponing having kids to an addition 5 years...