I was thinking back to my younger dating days and remembering some pretty awful dates. I thought it would be fun to share your worst dates with us. This may have been a topic before I'm sure, but since I am new, I would love to hear your horror stories.
When I was about 16, I had a thing for tall Italian looking boys. My friend Karen said her boyfriend has a single friend named Tony who was on the football team with him. Should we double? I was like, Hell Yeah!
I was waiting on the porch for them to pull up. I was so excited! It was dark, so I saw headlights pull into the drive and I stood up. Then this tiny little Chinese fella gets out of the driver's side and starts walking towards me. The look on my face must have been priceless. Karen and her boyfriend stayed in the car so Tony and I could get to know each other a little before we took off.
His first question, FIRST QUESTION to me was, "so, do you put out?" I laughed like it was a joke. Then he got in my face and said it again very sternly, "do you put out?" I got pissed and said NO I DON'T! and he stood up, I stayed seated, looked down at me and said F@CK YOU THEN! and walked back to the car. I stood there for a good 15 minutes after they pulled away, I couldn't believe that just happened.
Later that night, Karen got an earful from me and she never set me up again!
I was thinking back to my younger dating days and remembering some pretty awful dates. I thought it would be fun to share your worst dates with us. This may have been a topic before I'm sure, but since I am new, I would love to hear your horror stories.
When I was about 16, I had a thing for tall Italian looking boys. My friend Karen said her boyfriend has a single friend named Tony who was on the football team with him. Should we double? I was like, Hell Yeah!
I was waiting on the porch for them to pull up. I was so excited! It was dark, so I saw headlights pull into the drive and I stood up. Then this tiny little Chinese fella gets out of the driver's side and starts walking towards me. The look on my face must have been priceless. Karen and her boyfriend stayed in the car so Tony and I could get to know each other a little before we took off.
His first question, FIRST QUESTION to me was, "so, do you put out?" I laughed like it was a joke. Then he got in my face and said it again very sternly, "do you put out?" I got pissed and said NO I DON'T! and he stood up, I stayed seated, looked down at me and said F@CK YOU THEN! and walked back to the car. I stood there for a good 15 minutes after they pulled away, I couldn't believe that just happened.
Later that night, Karen got an earful from me and she never set me up again!
What the?!
I had a boyfriend who tried to convey to me how sexy he thought I was. It went something along these lines:
"You are so hot I want to do every hole... vagina, anus... if you didn't have eyes I would even screw your eyesockets."
I kid you not. I don't remember the details apart from wanting to screw every orifice including my eyesockets.
My worst date(which I didn't know that's what it was ) was an older guy in HS(He was really geeky but I thought he was a great guy). Him and a few buddies(guys and girls) were going to a National Camp for springbreak and invited me along. I was made to believe I would be camping with the ladies-once we got there, this date made it clear I was tenting with just "him"(coincidentally the ladies had no room in their tents for me).
First night there he tried putting the moves on me and pressuring me to sleep with him-I wouldn't have gone if I knew that was his plan. The next day, I asked everyone we went with if they wanted to go fishing,hiking etc...I mean why go to a national park if ALL you want to do is sit around and play board games and cards? LOL So I decided to venture out..go hiking,and ended up meeting a guy from a different camp who made my time there ABSOLUTELY memoriable(I lost my virginity to him-he was a great guy and his friends were absolutely awesome too!!) I ended up packing up my stuff at the other site and staying in the other guy's tent/camp site-we all had a blast together! I saw the other camp site leaving at one point(mad as heck at me feeling sorry for their selfish rude friend)-none of them would talk to me again after that-I STILL laugh about it 18 years later
In high school, a new girlfriend invited me to the beach with her mom and brother. We had been together for just a few days. She got car sick on the way there and barfed on my shoes... No problem, I'm cool and collected, so when we got there I washed them off in the ocean, and we played around on the beach. At one point I was standing on the beach, she was up on a rock about half as tall as me, and decided to flash me... Except she just lifted her shirt, so I got to see her bra (?)
Later, as we were on the way home, she said her mom wanted to know if she should start birth control... Her mom was in the front seat driving!
I was around 16, a virgin, and this was the second girlfriend I had ever had....it was just too much for me, we split up after that!
My worst dates from high school.... Gee, the list could be quite long.
I probably got so drunk trying to forget them,, that "I" was the worst date for them. LOL
I have to admit that the blind dates that expected to have some kind of "put out"... (more that a few kisses) were the worst.
I think the best dates ever were with the guys that showed more restraint. I was most impressed with the guy that didn't even kiss me until our 3rd date. He was awesome. A keeper. I f**k'd it up & lost him.
^^interesting how different women have different expectations. There are some women, if you don't try and put the moves on them, they weird out. I like your style better. Posted via Mobile Device
My worst date(which I didn't know that's what it was ) was an older guy in HS(He was really geeky but I thought he was a great guy). Him and a few buddies(guys and girls) were going to a National Camp for springbreak and invited me along. I was made to believe I would be camping with the ladies-once we got there, this date made it clear I was tenting with just "him"(coincidentally the ladies had no room in their tents for me).
First night there he tried putting the moves on me and pressuring me to sleep with him-I wouldn't have gone if I knew that was his plan. The next day, I asked everyone we went with if they wanted to go fishing,hiking etc...I mean why go to a national park if ALL you want to do is sit around and play board games and cards? LOL So I decided to venture out..go hiking,and ended up meeting a guy from a different camp who made my time there ABSOLUTELY memoriable(I lost my virginity to him-he was a great guy and his friends were absolutely awesome too!!) I ended up packing up my stuff at the other site and staying in the other guy's tent/camp site-we all had a blast together! I saw the other camp site leaving at one point(mad as heck at me feeling sorry for their selfish rude friend)-none of them would talk to me again after that-I STILL laugh about it 18 years later
Why do guys think just because you are occupying the same space, that you have to give him some tail? Good ending though!
Also, it sounds like you got rid of some really crappy friends as well.
In high school, a new girlfriend invited me to the beach with her mom and brother. We had been together for just a few days. She got car sick on the way there and barfed on my shoes... No problem, I'm cool and collected, so when we got there I washed them off in the ocean, and we played around on the beach. At one point I was standing on the beach, she was up on a rock about half as tall as me, and decided to flash me... Except she just lifted her shirt, so I got to see her bra (?)
Later, as we were on the way home, she said her mom wanted to know if she should start birth control... Her mom was in the front seat driving!
I was around 16, a virgin, and this was the second girlfriend I had ever had....it was just too much for me, we split up after that!
Of course men can play! You must be a man of morality because some 16 year old virgins (most), would have jumped on it (in more ways than one), but you sensed the weirdness and got out of dodge. By the way, was her mother going to be in the room when you deflowered her daughter?
I had a date with an ex while he was my bf. We were engaged.
We went to dinner and we were silent while eating...which was common as he only could eat while eating.
And in this time, I listened to him eat. Hard time keeping his mouth closed...sucking teeth...even growling (??) LOL!
It just kept getting louder and louder to me...I wanted to leave!!
That was the beginning of the end for us. No joke. EW!
He can only eat while eating. Made me laugh. Once you focus on a messy eater, you were probably transfixed on every little detail. Hopefully you didn't get hit with any shrapnel from this animal. Growling? GROWLING? Did he try to hit you on the head with his club and drag you by your hair into his cave?
He can only eat while eating. Made me laugh. Once you focus on a messy eater, you were probably transfixed on every little detail. Hopefully you didn't get hit with any shrapnel from this animal. Growling? GROWLING? Did he try to hit you on the head with his club and drag you by your hair into his cave?
Growling and teeth sucking.
I remember sitting there just repulsed. We had been together for 3 years but the closer our wedding got, the more the "fog" was lifting and that was NOT going to be my life.
Oh, don't forget if he DID talk, it was with a mouth full of food.
High school dates? ....I really dug this guy, but there were a couple of 'un-smoothe' moments between us (mostly from me!) which gives me a giggle.
I remember we arrived back home, sitting in his car in the driveway just looking at each other and he put in a cassette tape (yep, remember those?!). It was cued to "Everything I Do" by Bryan Adams. He was trying to be smooth and leaned in for a kiss...and I bust out laughing. Now, to set the scene, I am NOT the kind of girl who listens to Bryan Adams. Him and I used to drive around listening to The Doors together. He'd even sing some Doors songs to me (he ended up being in a tribute band), and we saw the movie The Crow together (hellooo 90's era!)....Bryan Adams did not fit into this dynamic. When I realized he wasn't joking, I felt bad and told him I couldn't stand Bryan Adams. Yeah, I can be sensitive like that.
Same guy, end of another night and he told me he had something he wanted to show me. He was smirking so I knew he was being playful and took his jeans off. It was outside in the dark and his boxers had something written on them. I tried to make out what it said but was confused..."Kiss my...kiss my..grapefruit?" He started chuckling "It says, Kiss me goodnight!" Well I didn't kiss his boxers goodnight; we ended up just laughing together, him teasing me amidst my embarrassment.
I remember sitting there just repulsed. We had been together for 3 years but the closer our wedding got, the more the "fog" was lifting and that was NOT going to be my life.
Oh, don't forget if he DID talk, it was with a mouth full of food.
Sick.
Ew. Food noises are awful. Sounds like he was particularly talented in that area. >.>
I have no idea what happened to the eyesocket-screwing ex, I just know I'm *still* somewhere between creeped out and extremely entertained and I was 15. It never occurred to me that anyone would consider than an orifice worth screwing before that point.
I have one for my fiance. When he was in high school, he had a gf that he dated with the hopes she would put out. One day she came to him and said "I've decided want to have sex with you." My fiance's reaction?
Then she said "K, I'm going to go talk to my mom about it. We talk about eeeeverything."
And that was the end of that since he decided she was just crazy.
(To make matters worse, within the first week of dating she introduced him to her family and everyone was convinced they were going to get married. I don't get it, he said it freaked him out and I don't blame him.)
ETA: That chick still practically stalks him and thinks they are going to get married. He went out with her for like 3 weeks (again, just hoping to get laid apparently) and she is so nutso that every time she runs into him in town she takes a simple "hi" as "Let's get married make babies sometime in the future." She starts in again with emails/facebook/texting so he makes sure to show me so I know he isn't reciprocating in any way. It's really weird... She always eventually gets pissed off at him for not responding and then passive aggressively disappears... until the next time.
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) was an older guy in HS(He was really geeky but I thought he was a great guy
). Him and a few buddies(guys and girls) were going to a National Camp for springbreak and invited me along. I was made to believe I would be camping with the ladies-once we got there, this date made it clear I was tenting with just "him"(coincidentally the ladies had no room in their tents for me). 
The next day, I asked everyone we went with if they wanted to go fishing,hiking etc...I mean why go to a national park if ALL you want to do is sit around and play board games and cards? LOL So I decided to venture out..go hiking,and ended up meeting a guy from a different camp who made my time there ABSOLUTELY memoriable(I lost my virginity to him-he was a great guy and his friends were absolutely awesome too!!) 
I ended up packing up my stuff at the other site and staying in the other guy's tent/camp site-we all had a blast together!
I saw the other camp site leaving at one point(mad as heck at me feeling sorry for their selfish rude friend)-none of them would talk to me again after that-I STILL laugh about it 18 years later 
Sounds like he was particularly talented in that area. >.>
