Let's share things our husbands say that make us laugh whether they're trying to be funny or not.
I'll go first.
My husband has a fascination with special operations. When we jog together, he sometimes tells me "My Navy Seal Team Six buddies wouldn't recognize me jogging at this pace with you."
Mine says 'beer' a lot. Like when I ask what he wants for supper. Or what we need to take with us somewhere. Or if there's anything I need to pick up. Or what he wants me to wear to bed.
My husband moves quite slow but always says he has "cat-like" reflexes.
For no reason he will blurt out "pop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes pop" Cracks me up every time.
There used to be this commercial where a guy gets stripes of a tiger on his whole body and wants to change his mind. The Chinese tattoo artist says "Roga (his name is Roger) Roga, you tiger now"
My husband said this phrase all the time. One morning I got up for work and he had taken one of my black eyeliner pencils and drew tiger stripes from his neck to his waist. It must have taken him hours because they were all filled in with color. He was knocked out sleeping and when I saw him, my bark of laughter scared him awake. I said "Raymond, you tiger now!"
My H is a "funny mother focker" and he'll tell you that. I love it when he gets up in the morning, looks in the bathroom mirror and says, "You good lookin' son of a b*tch, don't you never die!"
He cracks me up from the minute I wake up, till my head hits the pillow at nite.
Everything is a play on words... we talk and joke, make fun of people on tv or facebook...share jokes. Then the kids come over and it's game on! They ALL do it... which is cool, the step-family blends with this word humor. It's awesome.
Our favourite movie is an Aussie movie called 'The Castle'..if you know the movie you'll recognise my H's line.
My H LOVES his food and many nights when i serve up dinner he say's (please insert your best aussie accent here) " aw...darl... you've done something special here' To which I reply with telling them what's for dinner.
Sometimes the dumbest, most immature things can make us laugh the most.
My husband likes to moon me. It always makes me laugh because it is funny and silly. He does it at the most inappropriate times, like when I'm on the phone or doing chores.
Mine says 'beer' a lot. Like when I ask what he wants for supper. Or what we need to take with us somewhere. Or if there's anything I need to pick up. Or what he wants me to wear to bed.
Hubs' word is Cheerios.
And don't even ask him where something is. Your answer will be "in your butt."
My H is a "funny mother focker" and he'll tell you that. I love it when he gets up in the morning, looks in the bathroom mirror and says, "You good lookin' son of a b*tch, don't you never die!"
Our favourite movie is an Aussie movie called 'The Castle'..if you know the movie you'll recognise my H's line.
My H LOVES his food and many nights when i serve up dinner he say's (please insert your best aussie accent here) " aw...darl... you've done something special here' To which I reply with telling them what's for dinner.
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