I'd like everyone to submitt ideas for texts to send to your spouse. They can be Sweet or Sexy. I plan on stealing your Ideas. Let me begin: "You just strolled thru my mind. I'm glad your were'nt wearing your high heels today. That would have hurt! "
Yaaay! I love sending/receiving texts from my H. Here are some of my favourites that he has sent me - typing these straight from my phone haha!
"Be naked when I get home."
"Coming home - pls be naked."
"No idea what [*boss's name*] is talking about. Been thinking about you all morning."
(After I sent him a pic of me modelling some new lingerie I just bought)-- "DON'T MOVE. I'M RUNNING HOME RIGHT NOW"
Me: "Sorry - running late, willbe home in 45min"
H: "U made me rush home though!"
Me: "I know I'm sorry : ( Maybe I can make it up 2 u?"
H: "No - you've been naughty, u need to be punished..."
Me: "I agree ; )"
I love it when H gets a little sexually agressive in texts haha.
My husband doesn't text...so instead, I sent a love letter addressed to his penis today. I can't wait to hear the response. He works offshore, so it will a whole week before he can act on it. We spend a lot of time email chatting and such. Two weeks of foreplay...agonizing, but fun!
Nice exchange CA, a real conversation. I've sent hundreds of sexts and all I get back are...well, just crickets. Sister Virtuous and Chaste did a good job of installing good girl attributes and I am working toward a lifetime achievement award to dismantle them. She must flush with embarrassment when she reads my foolishness. At least I know she reads them because after the facedown starfish caper she said "hey, just exactly like you said".
We go for a lot of Harley rides so I sent him the following:
I would like to ride you like a Harley. Hard and fast through the strait-aways and slow and smooth around the curves.
Kukui oil foot massage...back massage...neck nuzzle...face down starfish...reach around rub...O together.
And a new entry:
With this heat you might end up with the dark chocolate melted in your hands
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Mark spots on the map with them and I'll follow to the sweet treasure
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Save a piece for me
Wish me luck on this one. I've probably over reached and I bet she won't save me a piece.
My Husband won't respond to even the most calmest of sexy texts. He responds saying he does not sext.
I still want to try some of these, I guess I'll see what his response is closer to the time we can see each other. He's away working and I think those texts just make distance harder for him Posted via Mobile Device
My wife is out of town at a conference. We both have iphones so I tried to get her to do some sexy facetime. Unfortunately she has a roommate while she's there, so nope. No sexy facetime. She did facetime me this morning while I was just out of the shower. I could tell she was really nervous that I would point the camera down...she was in the hotel restaurant.
I'm not real comfortable texting pictures of myself, but I like to text (and he seems to like to get) pictures of lingerie I'm thinking of buying with something like "do you like this color" or if I'm wanting him to hurry home I'll text a picture of his favorite garter and stockings and ask him "heels or no heels".
I'm getting married next month. Its small party and only few people will be invited... don't bring any gift. Just bring someone who will marry me.
oh funny me
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