Well, I went to the travel agent, who seemed, oh, I don't know, about 32ish. . .I was hitting on her. . .ha, ha. . .just kiddding!!!!. . .anyway (gotcha

). . . anyway. . .I told her that a few people suggested Naples and she said Naples is where you go when you want to retire.
I tell her, "Well, I kind of want to go where it's not like drunk colleges students flashing their breasts but not go where it's like silver haired old ladies and old men with dark socks and sneakers with metal detectors on the beach either."
(not that there's anything wrong with that. . .just sayin')
So, she steered me towards Tampa/St. Petersburg as a happy medium. Airfare $300 per ticket and hotel was like $300 for 3 days. . .pretty reasonable.
But she said if either of you are big drinkers, honestly, she would steer me towards an all inclusive and just get our Passports.
Go figure. . .Delaware wasn't on the map of suggestions.
So, I got some things to think about. . .