Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: North Coast Nationalist-burg, U.S.A.
Re: Considering getting a dog to replace wife
Get one that does not remind you of your wife.
Let me expound on this:
One that has soft fur not bristly.
One that has a cool nose and a warm heart, opposite of your soon to STBXW.
One that wipes their feet on the throw rug at the back door, not on you.
One that licks your face when it greets you, not tearing a chunk out of your ear with sharp teeth, raspy tongue and un-baited breath.
One that is grateful, wagging it's tail continuously, not forever waving a red nailed finger.
One that yips, does not bark and growl at you like STBXW.
One that pees in the backyard, not on your parade.
One that is behaved, does not hump your neighbors leg when no one is watching.
One that is trustworthy, does not bury other men's bones in her backyard.
One that cleans her own privates, does not lick any other dogs junk.
One that while being walked enjoys the journey, not one that sniffs out POSOM's and beats feet to their lair.
One that is happy to be at home with their walker, not one that noses their way out the screen door late at night, digging under the fenced boundary, running after the wild pack, and howling at the moon... how unfair life is.
This....This is the nub of the stick that pokes me in the eye when the light of day energizes my optic nerve....SunCMars.... The Allegory of the Cave--> On this, I did a '180' and stepped out.
The Lion in Winter. Invictus..By Will, Shall... Saved from harm by my friends.
Last edited by SunCMars; 04-14-2016 at 11:16 PM.