Lon

Interesting, just got a message from my online dating site from some lady looking to sex her up when her H is away. She only said hi, hope you are finding what you are looking for, but obviously phishing. OOOh that makes me mad. I can't decide if I want to just ignore it or tell her off for being a crappy person and cheating.

angelpixie

One of the first guys that contacted me was a married man that was looking for a little on the side. He asked me a rather suggestive question, and when I looked at his profile and I saw he was married, I told him to ask his wife the same question. That I had been cheated on and was not interested in being on the other end of the equation. He answered by saying that cheating is wrong and that he'd never do that. WTF? He's married and asking about having sex with someone who is not his wife. What's his definition of cheating?!?

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Lon

Maybe he thinks his W is lousy and therefore it's like he's not married and thus not like he's cheating.

(when I wrote this in my mind I was hearing the the soulmateshmoopies computer voice)

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Deejo

Those are friggin' hysterical.

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nice777guy

Tell her off!

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OldGirl

We are soulmates. Everyone is happy for us.

nice777guy

I'm jealous!!! Screw "happy!"

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nice777guy

Is dating really a part of the whole "moving forward" process?

I still feel there is some crappy connection between my Ex and myself that might be weakened if she even thought I might be dating...

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angelpixie

Whoa! I just refreshed my screen, and what happened? Willy Wonka turned into The Man With No Name! Are you not Nice777guy anymore?! Say it ain't so!

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nice777guy

Not the first time I've used "Clint."

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Lon

NG, dating is part of the whole "I am a man and I want to find a good woman" process. Or atleast it is for me.

Oh also don't be jealous, just follow the link... "our love is perfect, we are soulmates, everybody is happy for us" and laugh.

angelpixie

From my absolute favorite so far, The Big Apology:

WH: Fate steps in and makes people do things that just happen. I don't expect you to understand this, because you're always so critical.

XW: You repeatedly pretended to go on business trips while taking your girlfriend on vacation.

WH: But I want you to know that I'm sorry for whatever I did that made you put too many kinds of cheese in the lasagna. If I wanted meatloaf, I should have told you. And because I did not address it a long time ago, there are things you did and did not do, and then things happened to me, that no one planned or wanted to have happen, but happened anyway, and now you have the divorce you wanted. Are you happy now?

XW: Yes.

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Lon

lol.

Funny, I just got another message at my dating site from yet another married woman. This one is aparently atleast open, she wants a three way and assured me no man on man contact, lol.

I guess I'm popular after all, just not with the single ladies.

angelpixie

Did you accidentally sign up with the 'Single Guys and Married Ladies' dating site, LOL?

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Lon

don't think so, I went back to check over my settings though, thought maybe I clicked a wrong checkbox somewhere.