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  • About 3putt
    I am a:
    Male
    Relationship Status
    Divorced
    Length of time in current relationship:
    Undisclosed
    Sexual Orientation
    Heterosexual
    Biography
    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
    Location
    Myrtle Beach
    Interests
    Golf, Clemson athletics, reading, skirt chasing, midget tossing, pole dancing, grave robbing, barking at the moon, ped-egging my feet and butt, and chainsaw juggling.
    Occupation
    Self Employed
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    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -Mark Twain

    For the lips of an adulteress drip honey and smoother than oil is her speech. -Proverbs 5:3

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  • Join Date: 12-03-2012

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07-23-2016
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03-23-2017
09:37 PM - 3putt quoted Clemson in post Re: World has been turned upside down in a day.
I have said this about 5 tim...
03-19-2017
08:25 PM - 3putt quoted Manchester in post Re: TAM tech issues - WTH
You HAVE to use a proxy server ...
08:18 PM - 3putt quoted Manchester in post Re: TAM tech issues - WTH
This forum has problems I have ...
05:55 PM - EleGirl quoted 3putt in post Re: TAM tech issues - WTH
This thread is now acting ...
01:24 PM - drifting on quoted 3putt in post Re: World has been turned upside down in a day.
Wouldn't surprise me a bit...
01:20 PM - 3putt quoted ddude23 in post Re: World has been turned upside down in a day.
Reasoning for her not living...
03-17-2017
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12:35 PM - browser quoted 3putt in post Re: World has been turned upside down in a day.
Expose like a man or woman...
12:29 PM - browser quoted 3putt in post Re: World has been turned upside down in a day.
Not exposing and getting t...
10:28 AM - 3putt quoted sokillme in post Re: World has been turned upside down in a day.
I'm saying expending the effo...
10:23 AM - sokillme quoted 3putt in post Re: World has been turned upside down in a day.
Yet you're suggesting he j...
10:19 AM - 3putt quoted *Deidre* in post Re: World has been turned upside down in a day.
How does exposing help the BS...
 
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