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  • About 3putt
    I am a:
    Male
    Relationship Status
    Divorced
    Length of time in current relationship:
    Undisclosed
    Sexual Orientation
    Heterosexual
    Biography
    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
    Location
    Myrtle Beach
    Interests
    Golf, Clemson athletics, reading, skirt chasing, midget tossing, pole dancing, grave robbing, barking at the moon, ped-egging my feet and butt, and chainsaw juggling.
    Occupation
    Self Employed
  • Signature
    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -Mark Twain

    For the lips of an adulteress drip honey and smoother than oil is her speech. -Proverbs 5:3

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  • Join Date: 12-03-2012

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07-23-2016
05:01 PM - Anon Pink mentioned 3putt in post

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01-18-2017
05:49 AM - heartsbeating quoted 3putt in post
01-17-2017
12:42 AM - Prodigal quoted 3putt in post Re: What is your mental age?
It would be better if peop...
01-16-2017
09:15 PM - 3putt quoted Xenote in post Re: What is your mental age?
32...and all this time, my ...
07:25 PM - 3putt quoted tropicalbeachiwish in post Re: The Dinner Thread
Cajun turkey breast, roasted broccoli, ...
01-14-2017
09:57 AM - 3putt quoted arbitrator in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
Unequivocally, the Arbitrator is a dolphin! Sam...
01-10-2017
05:54 PM - 3putt quoted Hope1964 in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
That game was SSOOOOOOOO LOOO...
09:01 AM - 3putt quoted arbitrator in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
Congratulations, Clemson! ...
01-08-2017
02:03 PM - 3putt quoted MrsAldi in post Re: Videos That Make You Laugh!! Cos LOLs are good for you!
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01-07-2017
10:06 PM - 3putt quoted Danny4133 in post
05:57 PM - 2ntnuf quoted 3putt in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
You bastage. I almost piss...
11:34 AM - tech-novelist quoted 3putt in post Re: home owners insurance and roof damage
Am I misreading this? If t...
01-06-2017
08:56 PM - 3putt quoted tech-novelist in post Re: home owners insurance and roof damage
I have a similar but not identical...
05:50 PM - 3putt quoted rockon in post Re: home owners insurance and roof damage
Damn. EleGirl, is this...
12:23 PM - TheGoodGuy quoted 3putt in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
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01-04-2017
07:05 PM - 3putt quoted EllisRedding in post Re: What's your New Year's Resolution 2017
Some of the better ones I would g...
01-03-2017
10:43 PM - Hope Shimmers quoted 3putt in post Re: Last page of threads have "unclickable" pages thereafter
You're entitled to your op...
09:52 AM - 3putt quoted arbitrator in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
Heard that Alabama's Nick Saban...
09:40 AM - 3putt quoted Hope Shimmers in post Re: Last page of threads have "unclickable" pages thereafter
Who the F are you, exactly, to tel...
02:57 AM - Hope Shimmers quoted 3putt in post Re: Last page of threads have "unclickable" pages thereafter
Seriously?? Is that the on...
01-02-2017
11:18 PM - 3putt quoted Yungster in post Re: Last page of threads have "unclickable" pages thereafter
Hey, I found that if you c...
 
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