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  About Me

  • About 3putt
    I am a:
    Male
    Relationship Status
    Divorced
    Length of time in current relationship:
    Undisclosed
    Sexual Orientation
    Heterosexual
    Biography
    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
    Location
    Myrtle Beach
    Interests
    Golf, Clemson athletics, reading, skirt chasing, midget tossing, pole dancing, grave robbing, barking at the moon, ped-egging my feet and butt, and chainsaw juggling.
    Occupation
    Self Employed
  • Signature
    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -Mark Twain

    For the lips of an adulteress drip honey and smoother than oil is her speech. -Proverbs 5:3

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  • Join Date: 12-03-2012

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07-23-2016
05:01 PM - Anon Pink mentioned 3putt in post

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02-17-2017
06:02 PM - Steve1000 quoted 3putt in post Re: Men who shun porn.
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05:41 PM - 3putt quoted EllisRedding in post Re: Men who shun porn.
I recently rewatched my very firs...
02-15-2017
08:26 PM - 3putt quoted As'laDain in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
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09:46 AM - Relationship Teacher quoted 3putt in post Re: RT's Ultimate Affair Plan
Ha, the amount of real kno...
02-14-2017
09:20 PM - 3putt quoted Relationship Teacher in post Re: RT's Ultimate Affair Plan
I am not introducing what I think. I am ...
02-12-2017
06:25 PM - 3putt quoted Blondilocks in post Re: Spotted on TAM
"It isn't rocket surgery." Me...
02-10-2017
09:59 AM - Haiku quoted 3putt in post Re: Disable Signatures?
Sure you can. Click on Use...
02-05-2017
10:33 PM - 3putt quoted Herschel in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
Well, at least we can say we ...
09:58 PM - 3putt quoted 2ntnuf in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
Jarrett for MVP. He's de...
09:54 PM - 3putt quoted 2ntnuf in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
Which ball? The touchdown p...
08:55 PM - 3putt quoted 2ntnuf in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
They can't get c0cky. They ...
08:26 PM - 3putt quoted arbitrator in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
"Hot-lanta" is looking damned g...
02-04-2017
07:52 PM - 3putt quoted Kukabura in post Re: What's going on?
What is gas lighting? Gasl...
02-03-2017
05:47 PM - 3putt quoted Hope1964 in post Re: American football 2016 - NFL, NCAA, local HS and others.
OMG I think I peed my pants t...
05:15 AM - 2ntnuf quoted 3putt in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
For the record, it was 80 ...
02-02-2017
08:13 PM - 3putt quoted 2ntnuf in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
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02-01-2017
05:49 PM - 3putt quoted EllisRedding in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
Pretty sure I qualify. ... otherw...
01-30-2017
07:44 PM - 3putt quoted lucy999 in post Re: The Dinner Thread
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07:27 PM - 3putt quoted Prodigal in post Re: The Dinner Thread
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01-28-2017
05:25 PM - 3putt quoted sixty-eight in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
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