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Old 05-26-2011, 12:48 PM   #76 (permalink)
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OK - so for me so far - personality - birthing hips - and the ability to suck a golf ball through a straw!!!

Should about do it!!!
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Would actually prefer no teeth to big teeth - while I'm being overly honest here...
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Old 05-26-2011, 12:51 PM   #78 (permalink)
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OK - so for me so far - personality - birthing hips - and the ability to suck a golf ball through a straw!!!

Should about do it!!!
And a nice set of personalities, eh NG?
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and the ability to suck a golf ball through a straw!!!
Well shoot …… I thought it was through a garden hose. Back to the drawing board I guess. LOL!!!
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Well shoot …… I thought it was through a garden hose. Back to the drawing board I guess. LOL!!!
Try doing it through a Pixie Stick.
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Old 05-26-2011, 01:19 PM   #82 (permalink)
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You know - if you can do it through a pixie stick - no personality or birthing hips needed!!! Just some proof that you aren't a man!
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Being able to shoot a ping pong ball out of her cooter and across the room?
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Being able to shoot a ping pong ball out of her cooter and across the room?
Thanks! Just shot COKE out of my NOSE!!!
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just KNEW you would be here. You did say that a woman over 40 is limited. Boobs aren't forever either. Ever see gravity? Sure, they are still there but after a while, they look like tube socks. Not saying mine do btw.
Okay, so a man needs a younger woman, got it. So you are saying that a 40 something year old man needs a 26 year old for what? Having kids? I don't know of any 40 something year old man who wants to have more kids. Let's just call it like it is. An old man who likes young and strange.
I only posted here because I was goaded into it off-list. APparently, I have a reputation for being superficial. Or honest. Or both.

No, a man in his 40's is done having kids but the primal urge is there and that's what mate selection is based upon.

As far as gravity, that's why you want big, floppy boobs. . .they can keep on flopping into a woman's late 50's and 60's. After a long day, your wife can put them in your face as she sits on your lap. All your troubles melt away. . .

C'mon. . .this isn't that hard, people. Conversation, flirty way about her, intelligent. . .what is this here? I leave for a few months and the Men's
Clubhouse turns into a Metrosexual Coffeehouse.

I'm going to have to ask the Elder Sergeant-at-Arms to escort the Ladies out here.

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Thanks! Just shot COKE out of my NOSE!!!
Better than out your cooter.
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Being able to shoot a ping pong ball out of her cooter and across the room?


I was watching Bradley Cooper last week or so and he was on Letterman telling a story just like this!
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OMG!!!!! I can't stop laughing so I can type.
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As far as gravity, that's why you want big, floppy boobs. . .they can keep on flopping into a woman's late 50's and 60's. After a long day, your wife can put them in your face as she sits on your lap. All your troubles melt away. . .



All of these likes and dislikes are giving me some pretty hilarious visuals. LOL!!!!! I can’t stop laughing.
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Old 05-26-2011, 02:34 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Better than out your cooter.

That was a witty comeback there Therealbrighteyes. LOL!!!
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