As far as gravity, that's why you want big, floppy boobs. . .they can keep on flopping into a woman's late 50's and 60's. After a long day, your wife can put them in your face as she sits on your lap. All your troubles melt away. . .
That is until she starts the movin'. Then you get a black eye.
I thought I may have crossed the line. You - sir (or ma'am, as I do not know who you may be) - crossed it - jumped back - crossed it again - spat on it - danced on it - and then erased it altogether...
Self confident, makes an effort to take care of herself, dresses well, but not like a teen, light makeup (no "BONDO" for wrinkles, please), smiles a lot, doesn't take herself too seriously, honest, direct, sensitive, riveting eyes, and comfortable with her age, body, and sexuality.
Oh yeah, wrinkles around eyes and mouth from too much smiling and laughter are hot.
I thought I may have crossed the line. You crossed it - jumped back - crossed it again - spat on it - danced on it - and then erased it altogether...
Good job!!!
JB, I've been known to give myself nightmares from wandering through there. The people of Walmart, that is...
I'm very happy to see many of the other attributes of my GF in here! Of course, she's accused me of having googles on for her... Like beer-goggles, but just for her. I could easily start another list. . Sometimes, I think I'm heading into deep water.
With a simple flick of a light switch, a "5" looks identical to a "10", but a selfish, obnoxious attitude is just as ugly in the dark as it is in the light of day.
...However, try to refrain from the whole “She needs to look like Carrie Underwood, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel or Megan Fox,” because they are SOOOO not even close to 35 years old...
Maria Bartiromo is almost my age and looks perfect. Just perfect.
Maria Bartiromo is almost my age and looks perfect. Just perfect.
Ok, I guess Maria Bartiromo can be counted on the normal everyday person list. Especially since I recall once seeing a photo of her wearing a dress which was strapless and she didn’t try to hide the obvious tan lines left from a previous top with body makeup. The only condition to adding her to that list is, we all want her autograph when the two of you hook up.
I just KNEW you would be here. You did say that a woman over 40 is limited. Boobs aren't forever either. Ever see gravity? Sure, they are still there but after a while, they look like tube socks. Not saying mine do btw.
Okay, so a man needs a younger woman, got it. So you are saying that a 40 something year old man needs a 26 year old for what? Having kids? I don't know of any 40 something year old man who wants to have more kids. Let's just call it like it is. An old man who likes young and strange.
Welcome back Dr. Clean. We've missed you.
Um I'm in my 20's and hubby's turning 42 and I just had our 2nd baby 4 mo.'s ago and planning to have more in the future but I don't think he's using me to give him some healthy babies
Um I'm in my 20's and hubby's turning 42 and I just had our 2nd baby 4 mo.'s ago and planning to have more in the future but I don't think he's using me to give him some healthy babies
Subliminally he is. . .he's got the evolutionary drive of 1000's of ancestors before him telling him it's up to him and him alone to propagate their genes.
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And maybe I seem a bit confused. . .but maybe, I got you pegged! Ha! Don't know what to do about those tossed salad and scrambled eggs. . .they're posting again. Scannerguard has left the building.