Is this a fitness test?

Halien · 05-26-2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jbird669

Alphaomega, that is great advice! Thanks man!

I don't always do that expecting sex. I often text her to see how her day is, or she'll text me first telling me what's going on.

I've only ever sexted twice, today being #2.

I feel old when topics of texting come up. Still, I upgraded our plan about a year ago to unlimited texting. One of my first to my wife when I got to work was something like, "I saw you checking out my butt when I was leaving today. Be ready when I get home!!" Not sure if its healthy that too much of our sex life is angry sex over me accusing her in a teasing way.

jbird669 · 05-27-2011, 08:40 AM

Ok gents,

Couple of things. She actually did fitness test me yesterday. She asked me to get her some wine. Now she went to help a girlfriend with wedding plans so I had to watch our daughter. PA is anal about kids in state liquor stores. So I told her it'd be very hard to do with daughter. She got kind of miffed but dropped it and was fine rest of the day.

So today, I had plans that ended up being cancelled. I just got my bonus (fiscal year ended in April) and my wife is ecstatic. So I plan on getting her wine and celebrating and turning this into a physical night. We've been texting some thing morning but I don't want to sext her today. So here's my plan: I am going to go home during lunch (I only get 30 mins but I live 10 mins away) tell her my news and do the 10-second kiss. Since I got a bonus I was going to do dinner out so she doesn't have to cook plus I'm going to bathe my daughter. Any other suggestions to get her mind going towards sex?

jbird669 · 05-27-2011, 01:24 PM

bump

Conrad · 05-27-2011, 02:12 PM

After you do the 10 second kiss, tell her that her jeans make her ass look exceptionally good today.

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Originally Posted by jbird669

Ok gents,

Couple of things. She actually did fitness test me yesterday. She asked me to get her some wine. Now she went to help a girlfriend with wedding plans so I had to watch our daughter. PA is anal about kids in state liquor stores. So I told her it'd be very hard to do with daughter. She got kind of miffed but dropped it and was fine rest of the day.

So today, I had plans that ended up being cancelled. I just got my bonus (fiscal year ended in April) and my wife is ecstatic. So I plan on getting her wine and celebrating and turning this into a physical night. We've been texting some thing morning but I don't want to sext her today. So here's my plan: I am going to go home during lunch (I only get 30 mins but I live 10 mins away) tell her my news and do the 10-second kiss. Since I got a bonus I was going to do dinner out so she doesn't have to cook plus I'm going to bathe my daughter. Any other suggestions to get her mind going towards sex?

Danny Boy · 05-27-2011, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

After you do the 10 second kiss, tell her that her jeans make her ass look exceptionally good today.

not sure about this. my wife would read into this and wonder if I meant that she needed those jeans for her ass to look good. If I was going to say something like this I would say, "Damn, your ass makes those jeans so hot on you!"...and I wouldn't be lying. Then if I was feeling bold I would smack it, say nothing more and leave for work. Maybe this is why I fail fitness tests.

jbird669 · 05-27-2011, 03:20 PM

Danny Boy, that's a good one! It came too late for lunch so I'll try it in the parking lot at dinner. I'll smack it and walk inside.