Therealbrighteyes

Clearly this guy has taken it a little too far.....

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Deejo

Totally Alpha, Swedish, salad. Totally ...

Did you see his woman? She's in awe ...

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Therealbrighteyes

The only thing that would have made it better is if he wore a Viking helmet. Awe? I think she just lost her appetite.

ManDup

Exactly, because she wants sex instead . That was funny movie.

Enchantment

I think there needs to be a "barf" emoticon - since I think that's what his wife really wanted to do.

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Deejo

Please excuse me while I meet your needs ...



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Therealbrighteyes

I gotta try his salad dressing mixing techniques at my next dinner party. Depending on who I invited, they would either break my chairs laughing so hard or they would run.

Deejo

What the hell is the context of that scene? Is it from a Swedish movie?

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Therealbrighteyes

Yup, from a movie called Farsan.
The guy says I want sex and the woman says what are you doing humping the chair. She then tells him to go make the salad.
I cannot speak Swedish but I sure as hell can understand it, parents talking in their native tongue when I was little.