Wifey can't stop plucking...

RandomDude · 10-02-2011, 04:49 PM

It's getting irritating really, it's been happening for years now. It's not a major issue but an annoyance...

My wife enjoys plucking out my hairs. It includes the long nipple hairs, armpit hairs, pubs - even on the ballsac, and any white hairs she finds on my head - anything that doesn't "look like it belongs". She does this many times when we're watching TV, relaxing together, or even after sex. She says she can't stand it, and has to pluck it unless I pluck it myself (painful areas for example).

How to stop it?

Is this minor OCD or something?

that_girl · 10-02-2011, 04:51 PM

I would slap her hand away LOL Wtf?

RandomDude · 10-02-2011, 04:57 PM

I tried that and more, she just keeps telling me she can't stand it and she has to. Then she goes "one more!" "one more!" grrrr... and if I don't let her do it - it then somehow becomes her lifetime ambition to pluck out that "one more" in my sleep. Woke me up a few times too with an ouch.

that_girl · 10-02-2011, 04:59 PM

That's really weird.

RandomDude · 10-02-2011, 05:01 PM

I know! So how to deal with it?

that_girl · 10-02-2011, 05:03 PM

I don't know. I've never had anyone pluck me. She isn't listening to you when you say stop, so...she's just a rude weirdo.

SockPuppet · 10-02-2011, 05:07 PM

Thats messed up. My wife is the exact same way. She says thats how she knows we were meant to be together. She loves to pluck, and my Russian blood gives her lots of hair to pluck.

Runs like Dog · 10-02-2011, 05:21 PM

Floss her teeth in her sleep then douche her.

chillymorn · 10-02-2011, 05:51 PM

start plucking back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pidge70 · 10-02-2011, 05:56 PM

I have been guilty of doing it. It is a rare thing and yes, I have OCD.
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Therealbrighteyes · 10-02-2011, 07:33 PM

Do you ever have ANYTHING nice to say about her? Seriously. You remind me of Way Too Average and you two just need to be rid of your wives, stop drinking and find the supermodel you feel you deserve. Christ on a cracker.

pidge70 · 10-02-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Do you ever have ANYTHING nice to say about her? Seriously. You remind me of Way Too Average and you two just need to be rid of your wives, stop drinking and find the supermodel you feel you deserve. Christ on a cracker.

I say Christ on a cracker all the time.
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tacoma · 10-02-2011, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mommy22

Buy a waxing kit and go to town waxing her while she's sleeping... LOL!

I second this.

PBear · 10-02-2011, 08:16 PM

Interesting... My GF has plucked me occasionally, but only with my permission. Any skin blemish is fair game, though... I think it would piss me off if (when?) she starts doing it without permission, though.

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that_girl · 10-02-2011, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Do you ever have ANYTHING nice to say about her? Seriously. You remind me of Way Too Average and you two just need to be rid of your wives, stop drinking and find the supermodel you feel you deserve. Christ on a cracker.