Unimaginable ...

Deejo · 10-31-2011, 02:26 PM

Humphries "blindsided" by divorce

72 days after the 'fairytale wedding'. Tragedy. (for the second time for Kim).

I wish I could be famous for being well known ... or having a sex tape out there. Oh wait ...

Jamison · 10-31-2011, 02:27 PM

She knew what she was getting into. I think some people have so much money they have to do something with it, like have big expensive weddings, that will not last.

lovesherman · 10-31-2011, 02:30 PM

Marriage means nothing to these people. I don't know why they bother.

Therealbrighteyes · 10-31-2011, 02:35 PM

Yet gays can't get married to preserve the sanctity of it all. Unreal.

nice777guy · 10-31-2011, 02:50 PM

One of my childhood heroes - Gene Simmons - recently got married. And I have no doubt it was for no reason greater than RATINGS.

Love is patient, love is kind, and good for sweeps week...

Did you say she has a sex tape?

Deejo · 10-31-2011, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by nice777guy

Did you say she has a sex tape?

Roger that.

That is the sole means by which she entered the Public Consciousness in the first place. She was a party girl that dated athletes, celebrities and what not.

nice777guy · 10-31-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Deejo

Roger that.

That is the sole means by which she entered the Public Consciousness in the first place.

I thought a "sex tape" was only a "sex tape" if the person was famous in the first place.

Otherwise, its just porn - right?

Clarification needed - insert your own joke about a "sticky" here...

AFEH · 10-31-2011, 03:02 PM

$18,000,000 magazine rights etc. 70 days married is around $250,000 a day not a bad little earner.

Deejo · 10-31-2011, 03:05 PM

Unfortunately I would be using poor*er judgment to Google 'Kim Kardashian sex tape' here at the office, then I was in creating a thread about her divorce.

Suffice to say, she is now far more famous then the famous dude she banged on tape in the first place.

Therealbrighteyes · 10-31-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Deejo

Roger that.

That is the sole means by which she entered the Public Consciousness in the first place. She was a party girl that dated athletes, celebrities and what not.

I'd say her Daddy must be rolling around in his grave but I doubt it. He was a famewh@ring dirtbag in his own right. She learned well.

Hey, she made $18mm off of her wedding. Good 'ole OJ defender would be proud. He'll be even prouder when she does the talk show circuit playing the victim and rakes in another $10MM to cry on command.

nice777guy · 10-31-2011, 03:09 PM

Oh - was her Dad an OJ attorney?

Still...seems a stretch...

Therealbrighteyes · 10-31-2011, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nice777guy

I thought a "sex tape" was only a "sex tape" if the person was famous in the first place.

Otherwise, its just porn - right?

Clarification needed - insert your own joke about a "sticky" here...

She's Robert Kardashian's daughter. Once he was in the spotlight, that family was in the spotlight to some extent. She became a household name when her sex tape just happened to appear. Apparently having someone urinate on you on film is the ticket to success these days. Forget business school.

aug · 10-31-2011, 03:11 PM

Probably couldnt get past the images/mind movies?

Kris Humphries' Sad, Awkward Run-In With His Wife's Sex Tape Partner

Deejo · 10-31-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by aug

Probably couldnt get past the images/mind movies?

Kris Humphries' Sad, Awkward Run-In With His Wife's Sex Tape Partner

L ... O ... Friggin .... L

nice777guy · 10-31-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

She's Robert Kardashian's daughter. Once he was in the spotlight, that family was in the spotlight. Apparently having someone urinate on you on film is the ticket to success these days. Forget business school.

Who peed on who? She peed on some guy? And THAT made HER famous? Does that even count as a sex tape?