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post #16 of 98 (permalink) Old 12-26-2016, 05:56 PM
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Is that length or diameter?
Circumference ;-)

Seriously, sometimes I wonder if women's 'locker room talk' is even remotely in the same universe in terms of proportion of appropriateness as men's...

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While men often brag about themselves, how great they are in bed and how sl@$$y their wives are when they 'beg them for it', with women, humiliation of their husbands often seems to be the topic of the day....</>

This is not the first such story I heard. Don't pay any attention to it. Your genitals are fine, she will be begging for them

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LOL.

No he wouldn't.

The husband being discussed by the OP's wife and her friend probably has no idea about his wife's disappointment in his size. That's just an observation some of us women NEVER, EVER admit, even if things get incredibly ugly and there's a nasty split. Even THEN, some of us never say a word. Trust me.
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LOL.

No he wouldn't.

The husband being discussed by the OP's wife and her friend probably has no idea about his wife's disappointment in his size. That's just an observation some of us women NEVER, EVER admit, even if things get incredibly ugly and there's a nasty split. Even THEN, some of us never say a word. Trust me.
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Pretty sure length.
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Not much use talking about it. It's not like one can use fertilizer on it.

That would break my heart if I found out my wife was telling her girlfriends about by tiny tool.

I feel really bad for the guy.

She should keep her trap shut or divorce him.
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My wife complained about my size. ( Reference member name). And now her girl friends are flirty. I don't think she appreciates what she's got and clearly some of her friends are up for a challenge.
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FWIW, her husband is probably disappointed w/ the size of her vagina as well.

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It actually speaks worlds to the character of the wife with the big mouth.

What passes for thoughts rattling around in her too empty head, I shudder to think!
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FWIW, her husband is probably disappointed w/ the size of her vagina as well.


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It actually speaks worlds to the character of the wife with the big mouth.



What passes for thoughts rattling around in her too empty head, I shudder to think!


Sooo true. This woman is one of the hottest, simply oblivious people I've ever seen.


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Sooo true. This woman is one of the hottest, simply oblivious people I've ever seen.


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Hottest? If so, how does hottness impact brainless?
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Hottest? If so, how does hottness impact brainless?


Lol... no correlation, just an observation.


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FWIW, her husband is probably disappointed w/ the size of her vagina as well.
As a matter of fact, I read an article on a similar subject that as an aside mentioned that as women gained weight, their hooha gets bigger. The cure was some kind of exercise that I forget the name of.

Anyone ever heard of that?
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Why worry about something you can't realistically change? I'm willing to bet that the overwhelming majority of women would find a man's insecurity over the size of his unit to be far more of a turn off than the actual size itself.
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As a matter of fact, I read an article on a similar subject that as an aside mentioned that as women gained weight, their hooha gets bigger. The cure was some kind of exercise that I forget the name of.

Anyone ever heard of that?
Never heard that (the weight thing), but you might be referring to Kegel exercises.

(It works for dudes too... kinda.)

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