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post #31 of 98 (permalink) Old 12-26-2016, 11:26 PM
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Wasn't really going there, but if she's frustrated by it then he probably is too, right?

Either way, I'd tell the guy to do Kegels, lose the gut (if applicable), and increase his water intake.

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As a matter of fact, I read an article on a similar subject that as an aside mentioned that as women gained weight, their hooha gets bigger.
Big fluctuations in weight, particularly rapidly can affect muscle tone, yeah. Also if you lose overall body fat your like .. pubic mound can lose fat so it changes the angle of things. Including the angle at which you pee.

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Reminds me of this Larry David clip:

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If the GF's husband's definition of sex is a 3 minute bump and dump with a micro mini, the complaint about size might really just be a cover for a more general complaint that he's bad at sex. I mean, even if it's a python if you are have no technique it's moot, really.
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When measuring it, make sure it is fully erect and measure it FROM TOP (dorsally) to the meatus. "Average" length is between 5-6 inches, but KNOW there are many factors that can influence this. Lack of sex in itself will also affect it, but less so than our skeletal muscles.
what does the bolded part mean? Lack of sex can make your penis smaller?

Even if I don't get likes for it, I'm still going to say it.
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I am big for her. She's a very small woman. And the fact that we never have sex only creates a "bigger" problem for her since she is getting tighter by her abstinence. And yes, it is a darn shame I'm not having sex with a woman who loves me. It's driving me crazy. Of course, I'm sure she's using the size as one more excuse for her to not have sex with me.
But there are other ways to show 'love' in the bedroom apart from PIV only ? Just saying......
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I haven't seen *that* many but the one's I've seen were in the 3 to 7" range, remembering the 3" guy he did have ED so maybe he just wasn't that hard.

Anyhow, if it's any consolation, I have never liked large penises. I think sex should be had with enthusiasm and reckless abandon and I don't want to fear damage to my internal organs in the process! If one was exceptionally small, I think too skinny would be more frustrating than too short.
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But there are other ways to show 'love' in the bedroom apart from PIV only ? Just saying......
Yes there is. And she will have none of it.
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You need to expose it to the other man.
Hey bro guess what? Your wife told me that you have a small penis, is that true?
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2 inches would be a threshold to be concerned....
Is that limp or full crank?

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FWIW, her husband is probably disappointed w/ the size of her vagina as well.
There is that.

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Sheesh....I'm hung like a light switch.

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Hey bro guess what? Your wife told me that you have a small penis, is that true?


Or expose yours to her so she can see what she is missing.
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I will reply based on my short resume.

I would agree that the average is six inches. This is based purely on the ones I have had the privilege of seeing and handling. The vast majority of those never made it to the glory hole, so I can't speak for their feeling on PIV. As far as PIV, the one that felt the best was also the longest I have ever seen, he was well above my stated average. He also was ten years older than me, excellent at foreplay, and just flat out knew how to please a woman, and his focus was doing so. I'm guessing the size was not the reason he felt the best. I'm almost positive of that.

The smallest I ever encountered was two inches at full attention. I truly didn't know that could be possible for an over six foot tall adult male. I'm wasn't sure what I could do with that. Yet he came off confident about his teeny weeny, and had never mentioned any concern over it. Good for him...he had kids, so somebody took that bad boy a few times. He did say his XW didn't like sex.

All the above being said, I believe there are so many factors at play here. Size is one. Others to me are attraction, foreplay, skills, emotion, comfort level with partner, variety, and just flat out actual love being involved (or not.). Where size falls into that list, its certainly not first for me.

For instance, my XH was average size. He and I were very experienced from knowing each others bodies so well after so many years. So I thought he was good in the sack.

My DH is well hung. He also is thicker, which feels wonderful inside me. DH has a limited skill set, is LD and not adventurous in trying anything new. Yet, he by far is the person I have been the most attracted too and desired in my life. So we are trying hard to meet each other's needs. We are a work in progress.

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